Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice Just Got A Lot Pornier

We’ve talked about the Pride and Prejudice involved in being a 350-pound nude model, but we’ve never properly discussed Jane Austen’s fine comedy of manners. Thank goodness for this abbreviated porn version remixed from the audiobook. Now you can learn all about Mr. Darcy’s dick, Ms. Bennett’s asshole, and the naughty dalliances of Uncle Muffins and Captian Breakfast. Who said our porn website weren’t classy?
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