Caption This!

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Give us your best QCaptions and we’ll post the funniest ones on Wednesday.
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28 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 30 Comments

Lucas Entertainment: Assassin Sneak Peek!

Lucas Entertainment's Assassin
We’re excited for the next big release from Lucas Entertainment’s Assassin. And after the jump you’ll find a sneak peek at the film to be released this coming week. The gist of the movie is: Junior Stellano is a no-nonsense club owner who is at the peek of his game. He didn’t get to the top by chance. There are no rules in the city that never sleeps and Junior will take down anyone in his path to power. He plays hard and tough and he is one dominant man you don’t want to cross or it will be the last price you pay.

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28 Mar 11 By redmonkey 5 Comments

Club Amateur USA: Max

Club Amateur USA: Max
36 year old Max is for those who love beefed up man. While the bisexual may not be so much for the size queens with his 6.5″, it’s still very enjoyable to see him give in to the master of Club Amateur USA.
[Split Identity Update: Once again, our sharp-eyed readers have pointed out where else you could find this man beef. Go right after the jump to check out his earlier appearances! QC hugs ken!]

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27 Mar 11 By scotchtape 7 Comments

QCA Porn: The Black Spark Inspires Arty Masturbators


When we showed the the intensely arty and hot amateur sex videos of The Black Spark we said that it would be long before he had his imitators. Well that day has come and it is good! Meet The Red Spark and Drasko Bogdanovic, two sexy slender studs who are taking arty JO scenes to the next level.
Each guy has his own style. The Red Spark is like Black Spark lite: he’s got some some black light strip tease action, bleeds food coloring in the bathtub, and eats a lollipop fresh out of his own ass but you can tell he’s just getting started in experimenting how to turn us on with his artistic vision and his body. Drasko Bogdanovic on the other hand has us boned by starting with a slow sensuous stripping and then working his long, uncut meat into a bedazzling kaleidoscope of dicks! And for those of you who miss The Black Spark, Fleshbot informs us that he’s actually scheduled a nationwide tour, so you may get to see him work his black magic in person very soon!
But for those who just can’t get enough of arty porn flair, we have a twisted surprise for you over at QCX’s Fetish 101! Do the words “bisexual mutant orgy” mean anything to you? Oh they will…

27 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Straight Fraternity: AJ

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Today the new Str8Frat pledge-master Nikko got together with AJ. He’s a hot 21-year-old college student and a bit of a nerd (sez him) with a nice cock and a chill attitude. Nikko wanted a piece of that action! AJ started out stroking himself and then Nikko made his move and started to jack on AJ. He pushed Nikko away at first but then he let himself get jacked a little. Nikko went down on him and pretty soon he was moaning while watching the porn on his phone.
[Editor’s Update: Guess what? Here’s another Split Identity! Check out AJ’s other appearances and many hot actions after the jump! Thanks a lot to our reader MaxMo!]

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27 Mar 11 By Dave 6 Comments

Queerism – Intesticles

Queerism - Intesticles
noun – when a hernia causes your intestines to lower into your testicular sack making your balls look even bigger (intestines + testicles). It’s actually a painful condition requiring medical attention, but a good reason to make a cheap joke.
ex: Poor Chris. He has been in such pain since his hernia affected his ballsack. And I’m sure it doesn’t that I’m always asking about his intesticles.
Thanks to Mitchell for the Queerism. Submit your own Queerism HERE.

27 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment