This Guy’s Not A Pencil Dick, But…


We don’t normally suggest putting sharp objects next to your wiener, but this guy makes it look strangely hot. Watch as he tweaks his nipple, gently rubs the rim of his cock head with the sharpened lead, and then works himself to a spurting orgasm while rubbing the wooden shaft against his! Which reminds us, our student readers will soon start their final exams! After you get done procrasturbating, take a tip from this guy and be sure to use a number two pencil for all your hard work—and neatness counts!

26 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments

Circle Jerk Boys: Aiden Lane and Captain Smirk

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Aiden comes in after playing a few rounds of B-ball and realizes he could really use a shower. Suddenly Captain Smirk comes in to the bathroom and tells Aiden he really needs to shower and jet so he’s gonna have to join him real quick. Aiden is totally cool with that (–well, wouldn’t you be!?) Captain steps in and as he starts to soap up their cocks. They start to make out.

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26 Apr 11 By Dave 4 Comments

Ask QC: Should I Date A Trans-man? What Will The Sex Be Like?

My name is David. I met Johnathan at a local bar and we played a quick game of pool and traded numbers. We ended up hanging out the next weekend, going to his friend’s picnic and playing ultimate frisbee together. He’s fun, smart, competitive, and sexy—he has a deep voice, a hairy chest, facial scruff, and nice muscular calves. Here’s the catch though, he recently revealed to me that he was biologically born female.

It kinda blew my mind and I asked him a few times if he wasn’t kidding. He apparently started transitioning in his teens and pretty much passes for male now. The thing is, I see no hint of the feminine in him whatsoever—he’s all dude as far as I can tell. There’s just one little thing… I’m not sure whether I wanna date this fella and I haven’t really followed up with him yet because I’m kinda nervous about what the sex will be like.

I’ve done some research online and apparently female-to-male genital reconstructive surgery doesn’t always make the most attractive or functional dicks. I’m afraid that I won’t know what to do with his penis when he whips it out—will there be some pump involved? Does it feel sensations like my dick? Can it cum? Will I always have to be the top?

Even though I’ve never known a trans person before and I’m not afraid of dating Johnathan (OK, well maybe a little), but I just wanna know what to expect and how to please him. We’ve already kissed and I know we’d go a lot further if given a night together. Does anyone have any experience or suggestions?

Not every guy you meet is perfect, we all have our histories and our own unique sexual styles. Some people feel like they were born into the wrong gender just as some gays feel like they weren’t meant to be heterosexual. It’s cool that Jonathan’s trans-identity doesn’t have to be a deal breaker, but what can our advice seeker expect from the sex? Is there anything else David should keep in mind and would you date a very sexy trans-man if you found yourself in David’s position? Please share your advice and experiences in the QComments section.
Need advice? Just send your question into Ask QC and we’ll get you some answers!

26 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 17 Comments

VideoBoys: Bobby Long and Diego Diamond

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At first there was some debate about who would be top but Diego finally talked Bobby into taking the bottom role and honestly we think Bobby was secretly hoping it would end up with him on the bottom. Diego has an enormous cock and knows how to use it.
At first, Bobby really struggled to take that thing in his ass and Diego wasn’t exactly taking it slow in him and you’ll hear Bobby say so. But from the look of Bobby’s hardon, he loves that big hard cock inside him.

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26 Apr 11 By Dave 4 Comments

Logan McCree Broke Up With Vinnie D’Angelo And Now Has A Girlfriend. Will He Leave Porn For Good?

Logan McCree Broke Up With Vinnie D'Angelo And Now Has A Girlfriend. Will He Leave Porn For Good?
[Editor’s update: Wow! Logan McCree himself replied!]
Last time we mentioned Logan McCree’s dreams of a Scottish home-slash-massage-parlor being challenged by angry Scotch villagers, a few QCommenters mentioned him having a female fiancee. So we did a little digging and found that the stud has indeed broken up with Vinnie D’Angelo and now has a girlfriend—the same girl he plans on living with in Scotland.
Before we get into the girlfriend, let’s catch you up on his real estate drama. If you remember, some Scottish locals of the town where McCree wants to move voiced their opposition to having a porn star among them. Both Logan and his realtor found a news story about the disagreement and decided to comment. Here’s what his realtor had to say:

The journalist got a quote from the local councillor on the basis of porn movies being made in Durness, so at the time did not know the young man wanted to move to Durness to set up a hairdressing salon.

Wait. Hairdressing salon? The first “journalist” said it was a massage parlor. One is much pornier than the other. Anyway, we’ll let the realtor continue:

I am the person who is selling the land to the young man. As I said in the article, I do not think that he will face any problems in Durness, and having spoken to some people locally I know he will be welcomed. Certainly, me and my partner who have lived here for 12 years and run a business up here have had no problems and have been made to feel welcome. It is sad that the Sunday Mail and the journalist concerned should feel the need to make a story out of nothing.

But what did Logan have to say and will he leave porn once he and his girlfriend settle into Scotland?

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26 Apr 11 By paperbagwriter 49 Comments

Alpha Male Fuckers: Zak and Martin

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Huge muscled hunk Zak Hood has his bulging biceps worshiped by gym ripped stud Martin Peters. After licking and kissing his enormous arms and pecs, Martin pours oil over Zak’s godlike body and savors every second as he rubs it into his skin, the real surprise comes though when this giant hulk of a man lays on his back and spreads his massive thighs wide to allow Martin to push his long, fat cock deep inside him and fuck him hard!!

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26 Apr 11 By Dave 4 Comments

Jovany Barreto (from American Idol 10) on Guys With iPhones

Jovany Barreto (from American Idol 10) on Guys With iPhones
It is not new that reality show stars (and celebs in general) try to ride the wave of success for as long as it is possible. What it is somewhat new to them is the 2.0 passage rite of internet exposure, the mandatory GWiP pic. This week case: former American Idol Season 10 contestant and Cuban-American hottie Jovany Barreto.
More pics after the jump!

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26 Apr 11 By G. 6 Comments