Some Scots Don’t Want Logan McCree’s Home And Massage Parlor In Their Quiet Little Town

For years tattooed porn star Logan McCree has raised boners in the pants of countless men worldwide. But recently he’s also raising tempers in Scotland by trying to move into the sleepy town of Durness, Sutherland near the northern Scottish coast. Why wouln’t they want a versatile, puppy-eyed stud living amongst them? Hmmm… maybe it’s the massage parlor we wants to open there:

[McCree] said: ‘I wouldn’t have thought anyone would have a problem.’ But Scottish National Parliament councillor George Farlow said the proposal was ‘totally inappropriate’.

Residents of the village are said to be apprehensive about someone who works in the adult entertainment industry living in the community. McCree has asked residents to give him a chance.
The porn star whose love for Scotland is reflected in his stage name is said to have fallen for the village in the Highlands after visiting it two years ago.

From the short article we can’t tell how many people are actually protesting his arrival, but he might wanna hide this scene of him intimately massaging his boyfriend Vinnie D’Angelo, lest they get the wrong idea (or right idea) about the kind of massages his parlor will provide. But looking at photos of the town, we imagine he’ll legitimately massaging old cranky villagers and not muscular man studs.
The prude at the Scottish National Party could have at least recommended another place for McCree to move! And any town that would oust such an international treasure doesn’t deserve this golden guy. Keep pushing, Logan! You’ll eventually slide right in community and show them to just how versatile you really are (uhh… talent wise).