Let Us All Take A Second To Snicker At Temporary Gay Porn Retiree, Jayden Grey

Porn pup Jayden Grey has decided to leave porn because, “Porn just isn’t what I thought it was. Too much crazy, unnecessary shit that [fans] don’t even know because everyone is too scared to say anything. Porn is not a career. People who make it a career have nothing going for them. That’s why they will do it until they are no longer attractive or needed.” Man, the porn world sounds like a real boner killer.
But worry not! Grey says he’s not calling his departure “a retirement” because he’ll return if he ever needs more money. So… we guess that means we’ll be seeing him again soon, just like Dawson Riley.
We liked watching Grey in action, but now that he’s leaving porn, he’s delivering a few goodbye fucks of his own. In an “exit interview” with The Sword, Grey called fellow porn performer Riley Price “an egotistical asshole” for getting all up in his face in an LA restaurant (something Price has refuted on his blog). He also said Suite 703’s Niko Reeves can’t stay hard, has poo butt, and eats gummi worms to stay hard. Yes… gummi worms, the secret viagra substitute!
One commenter on The Sword says that shortly after The Sword published their interview that Grey got on Twitter and started bitching about how The Sword edited it to make him look like a turd. His Twitter account is apparently blocked, but based on his own comments in the interview, believe us, he didn’t need any editing to increase his turd quotient.

Let us all take a moment to enjoy some of the interview’s laughable highlights:

[Tell us what] some of your bad experiences with studios were:

And then on another shoot, with Tucker Scott, he was over-douching and still wasn’t getting clean. That one took forever, too. It was like an hour.

To be fair, that sounds like individual issues with models more than a studio’s fault.

No, everyone should be prepared, and it’s the studios’ job to prepare people. Everyone is always taking too many breaks. This whole industry is just really unprofessional.

You hear that all you porn studios? It’s your job to make sure that your stars don’t “over douche” (whatever that means) and to also ensure that they have not a single speck of doo-doo in their entire digestive track. Anything less is unprofessional—if there’s one thing that doesn’t belong in butts, it’s poop—right Jayden? Please tell us more!

Alright. So you’re not doing porn anymore. What are you going to do for work?

Right now I’m trying to get a job with Dolce and Gabbana as a fashion consultant.

That sounds hard. Don’t you have to have experience in the fashion industry?

Not really. It’s just being able to match up colors and styles to different people’s personalities and skin tones.

Oh yeah! It’s so easy to become a fashion consultant in a multi-million dollar, international fashion house. All you need to do is be able to match up colors to people’s personalities, just like you would in a YM personality quiz! And considering how Grey is so much of a fashion icon, we’re sure Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana will trip all over themselves to welcome a guy who once did a double penetration scene in Falcon’s Snap Shot.
Given his natural charm and intelligence, we give Jayden’s return to porn a couple of days, maybe two weeks tops. But we liked seeing him fuck, so it’s not like that’s a bad thing.