Ruggerbugger: Alan Smith

Ruggerbugger wants to talk about English footballer Alan Smith’s enormous bulge. We’re all becoming concerned because this 30 year old sporting hero is often spied on the field readjusting his cock and balls by reaching into his football shorts on the field. Is his underwear too small? Or is his junk so enormous that it causes trouble when hard-tackling the other sportsmen during matches?

We’d like to examine him further to help this horny man with that hearty bulge which we can’t take our eyes off from.