Paragon Men: Dalton

The fuckability quotient officially went off the charts! Move over Carmen Miranda – meet the real Brazilian Bombshell. Aint no tutti frutti here! Dalton is 100% mammal – bathed in a body hair he promises never, ever to shave. That’s a man with conviction! He’s got the sexy nasal accent of his Portuguese tongue, tattoos for days, and the glossy gorgeous face of Ricky Martin – only dirtier and without the cloying kids.

Dalton’s got a penchant for acting classical theatre upon the stage. Did Shakespeare do cum shots? Dalton would make the Bard blush with the streamy, creamy, grunt-filled performance he doth ooze for Paragon Men.