ParagonMen: Brolly Davis

Brolly is prolly smart, but who cares? He’s a tall as model with hairy long legs that lead to a juicy tubesteak (aka the Brolly-dog) which once (accidentally?) shot a wad in some chick’s eye. She stood up, screamed, and ran into a wall. So yeah, he’s single.
The nicest thing he’s done on a date is wear a really tight shirt to better show off that muscle-swelled physique. His philosophy? The smaller the shirt, the bigger he looks. 13 year-old fan girls: Brolly accepts t-shirt donations!