noun: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of the recommendations you’ve offered.
example:
Bob: “Hey! Harry, should I buy this pink shirt or the blue?”
Harry: “Oh definitely the blue, it matches your eyes”
Bob: “Great! I’ll take the pink!”
Harry: “Askhole!” (rolls eyes)
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Maxwell is a former military guy who has always wanted to do porn. Straight porn of course, but he says he has been curious about guys. He has the standard, “I was drunk and let a guy suck-me-off” story, so we know he isn’t too uptight about guy-on-guy sex.
He’s lean, he’s mean, and he’s here for a solo scene. Bobby Bull is coming in very hot and very ready to stroke his large cock. You’ll see him undress, just after a workout, and keep his pump going a little bit with a nice set of brisk pushups.
19 year old Hunter Van Heise comes to us from Tampa FL! Hunter is a Server at a local fine dining establishment. He’s here today in which to jerk off for Badpuppy members. He strips down to his boxer briefs and begins working his cock, pulling it out from the top of his briefs as he sets back in the chair! With his hands firmly gripping his tool, he works himself 9 ways to Sunday, always smiling for the camera, as if he is smiling at you directly.
KeumGay went to London for a weekend and saw this guy, Billy on a phone app (mmmhhmmmm). You know the routine, a few messages were exchanged and before you know it, Billy sent a few naked pictures. Billy was hot… and horny and willing to do a soft-porn massage on camera. So after meeting up at Billy’s sport club, they headed back to the hotel room. Just take a look at that strong dick. Billy was just as horny as KeumGay. Damn… very sexy stuff.
It’s no secret that we have a crush on porn artist, Colby Keller (writer of another blog we love, by the way). And we fell in love a little more because he led us to a great find: Piefolk! It’s a sexy, touching, funny and charming blog about “awkward dates, pies and general fuckery”. The blog is constructed by Michael, a handsome comic (and makes music, teaches improv and freelance writing) and besides the great interviews, he posts wonderful photos of people baking pies with me. It’s slightly fetishy, beautifully constructed and just enjoyable to bookmark and check in on from time to time. Start with the interview with Colby Keller and then move on to all the other great posts.
Okay, I know this is probably way off base from what you guys are here for…but is there ANY way possible you can let us know what the double-star tattoos mean and why so many porn actors are getting them?
It’s like a new performer pops up with the star-set every day, either the two on either side of the belly button (which quite frankly looks like they have “ovary envy” since that’s probably where they would be), or just above the pecs on either side.
Is there some kind of “inside info” that many of us have missed out on (like the whole left-earring/right-earring thing), or is this just some random fad?
PLEASE clue me in! I feel like a horrible homo for not knowing stuff like this!
Thanks, Wesley
Hi Wesley and thanks for writing in with your interesting question! Nah, you’re not off base asking this, but we really don’t want you to feel like a “horrible homo” for not knowing! So dear QC readers, does anyone out there know the great mystery of the double star tattoos? Or perhaps some of our favorite porn models would like to answer? Either way, same rules apply – just leave your answers in the QComments section! 🙂 Need advice? Just send in your questions and the QCollective will get you some answers!
When Vince proposed doing this solo video with his snake wrapped around him it wasn’t because he finds the idea sexually exciting. It’s because he finds the snake to be an attractive accessory… like a flattering sweater. And we agree that there’s something sexy about a fit young guy with a muscular snake wrapped around his neck. Maybe it’s the way the snake slithers around on Vince’s skin or maybe it’s the suggestion of something phallic.
CockyBoys doesn’t think they’ve ever met a model who has done as many badass masculine things as Derek Strong. Seriously, everything about him screams 100% man… he started doing martial arts when he was eight, he was a pro basketball player in high school, he hopes to be a park ranger one day, but not until he finishes training to become a Hollywood stuntman!
“I’ve got to cum already!” surfer Travis says as he jerks his ROCK HARD cock outdoors in the garden. “It’s been building up for a LONG TIME!” he states as his cock pumps out endless streams of thick white jizz all over the grassy green lawn! Hot and horny tattooed Travis busts two BIG LOADS in this film! This spunky 26 year old straight boogie boarder with a curly mohawk and a golden beach tan is not to be missed. Travis has a tight lean furry body, a thick rigid rock hard cock and real local style Hawaiian tattoos on his arms! He is a super sexy Hawaiian surfer! Standing 5’10” and weighing 160 pounds, Travis is the perfect man-boy.
