Raging Stallion: James Ryder and Jessy Ares

That cop stomping through the club is not there to make a bust; he’s a stripper. Jessy Ares jumps onstage in full uniform and spins around the pole, jacking his nightstick and peering out under his aviator sunglasses to make heavy eye contact with James Ryder.

James is one step removed from punk, with skin tight jeans and tats along his arms. But James needs encouragement. Jessy has a strategy: he peels off his shirt to expose his hairy chest and erect, dime-sized nipples.