Twilight Actor Bronson Pelletier Pees in an Airport

Apparently Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier has a recreational public urination habit. The poor guy was arrested on December 17th for public intoxication (which he vehemently denies, by the way). Plausible deniability went out the window though when this video of him peeing in an LAX terminal surfaced yesterday. Which is exactly why I never touch anything at the airport, ever. Ever.

Seriously guys, this video is a fucking mess. I can’t wait until I’m famous enough that I feel the liberty to pee wherever I want.