Guess His Dick: YouTube Celebrity Reveal

The reveal has come, guys. So clear your afternoon, break out the lube, and prepare yourself for a marathon jerk-off session. With the exception of his questionable vocal register, Davey Wavey does not disappoint.

The verdict: A very commendable 8 inches, cut. His dick is perhaps a little skinnier than average, but anyone caught complaining about this mouthwatering package will be dumped into a hole, where they will be dp-ed by Rob Schneider and Andy Dick for hours. You have been warned! For more eye-candy (without any talking), check Davey out on GWIP.
Bonus Round: This image has been floating around the blogosphere too, but some people have claimed that it isn’t really Davey. I’ll admit that dick in the picture does look uncut to my eyes, but I figured I’d let you guys tell me definitively. What do you guys think?