This latest installment of “In Bed with Colby Keller” is about fake online profiles. I’ll admit that my motivation for posting this video is equal parts because I like the information, because Colby Keller is my #1 porn star crush/blogging hero, and because I want an excuse to backdoor brag (pun intended) about the balmy evening in DC when Colby Keller and I exchanged a few drunken Grindr messages. (In fairness, I was the drunk one; I cannot vouch for Mr. Keller’s state of mind.) Is the fact that I fell asleep mid-conversation one of the biggest regrets of my entire life? Or is it simply an indication that I’m the worst? Answer: It’s both.
What’ve you got readers? I’d love to hear about a particularly preposterous scam, where the guy swore he was Pierre Fitch or Channing Tatum. Or turned out to be 65. As much as fake profiles bum me out, we’ve all been there and I find them a fascinating sociological phenomenon. See above: being the worst.
COLT Man Steve Kelso is the definition of natural, rugged masculinity. His dense hairy chest, his warm smile and his lean muscled physique have all earned him a dedicated and adoring fan base.
Cum hoarding xTuber CoXXXBoy had a few days-old loads in him to nut and he couldn’t keep them any longer. The result? A huge orgasm followed but several explosive cumshots coming from his huge thick cock. “Damn that felt good!” he commented, do you agree?
More after the jump!
Hunter is a college student and amateur wrestler from the state of Florida. Although he appears shy on the outside, he’s actually quite outgoing and personable. He is Mr. popular in his circles and was named Homecoming King just a year ago out of high school.
We’re eternally grateful to QueerMeNow for capturing this hot and hilarious moment on the set of a Lucas Entertainment shoot.
Ever wondered what the best way is to thank your support staff? Well, if you’re Jake Genesis, it looks like the best way to show gratitude is to give your PA a lap dance. I’ve never been more jealous of a total stranger, but this video gives me a major vicarious boner. Imagine what a better place the world would be if we all used lap dances to thank people. The Oscars would be infinitely more enjoyable to watch. Onerous thank-you cards would be a thing of the past. As usual, Jake Genesis shows us a utopia, full of lap dances and happiness.
I’m joining the chorus of voices lamenting former Man of the Year contender Mick Lovell’s impending retirement from porn. I mean, ok, Mick is pretty adamant on Twitter and on The Sword about the fact he’s not retiring from his work with Bel Ami, but I can’t help but feel that his days are probably numbered. Incidentally, super-serious-model Mick uses a different twitter account than porn star Mick and has changed his last name to Phillips. Not that I’m suggesting it, of course, but if anyone wanted to find Mick’s replacement twitter and unceremoniously beg him to return to porn, I couldn’t stop you.
Have you guys made up your minds yet? Hmm? Let me make it easier for you. With a dick like that, I suggest you spend as much naked time as possible. Without further ado:
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