Porn Break (Sort of): Colby Keller, on How to Deal with Fakes

This latest installment of “In Bed with Colby Keller” is about fake online profiles. I’ll admit that my motivation for posting this video is equal parts because I like the information, because Colby Keller is my #1 porn star crush/blogging hero, and because I want an excuse to backdoor brag (pun intended) about the balmy evening in DC when Colby Keller and I exchanged a few drunken Grindr messages. (In fairness, I was the drunk one; I cannot vouch for Mr. Keller’s state of mind.) Is the fact that I fell asleep mid-conversation one of the biggest regrets of my entire life? Or is it simply an indication that I’m the worst? Answer: It’s both.

What’ve you got readers? I’d love to hear about a particularly preposterous scam, where the guy swore he was Pierre Fitch or Channing Tatum. Or turned out to be 65. As much as fake profiles bum me out, we’ve all been there and I find them a fascinating sociological phenomenon. See above: being the worst.