Split Identity: Slone of Sean Cody VS Roy of Chaos Men
Today’s split identity involves some time travel! Last week, you met one of Chaos Men’s newest studs, Roy. But but but! As several of you were quick to point out, that cockhead looks mighty familiar. Roy appeared on Sean Cody back in 2006 as Slone, where he did a solo scene and got some head from Samuel.
So what brought him back to porn after such a lengthy absence? Maybe it was a case of Kevin-Smith-Clerks-2-itis, which is a very serious medical condition in which the rent is quickly approaching due and you need cash quick, so you make an entirely unnecessary sequel. Maybe Roy/Slone knew how much we missed him and how thrilled we are to see more of him. More likely, he just knew that his body was way too sexy to keep under wraps. We’re hoping he sticks around with Chaos Men for a while.
What has Slone/Roy been up to in the intervening seven years? Well, among other things, he’s gotten a new tattoo and he looks to be just a little more buff. Otherwise, he’s remained unchanged, which is pretty remarkable. He must be using Madonna’s dermatologist, which is all fine and dandy until you wake up 50, with Gollum arms and married to background dancer #4. He even has the same super-cute, slack-jawed cum face. What are the odds?
Thanks again for the tip-off, guys! Got any more cases of mistaken identity? Shoot them our way, either in the comments or by sending us a message.
