Split Identity: Pro StrongMan Vnce Urbnk vs StraightFraternity’s Dane

V*nce Urb*nk aka V*nce “Machine Gun” Urb*nk is a 308 raw lifter, ranked #6 in the USA for total, #4 deadlift, #2 Multi-ply deadlift, and this Pro Strongman has the #20 highest Deadlift of all time in the 308lb division, which he set as a junior. V*nce Urb*nk has participated in many strongman tournaments. He is also a full-time student working on becoming a physical therapist.
He has three appearances on StraightFraternity in the following titles:
1. Dane Solo
2. Gay Chicken 7
3. Dane Is Back Where Autumn Sucks Him Off (we didn’t cover this previously but we have screenshots for you after the jump)

We know what you’re thinking. The nickname “Machinegun” doesn’t (sadly) have anything to do with his giant dick. It was given to him by Mike Johnston — vice president of ASC, and also a former infantry Marine — because V*nce had served for four years in the Marine Corps as an infantry machine-gunner.

This guy pretty much fulfills the holy trinity of sexiness: He’s a ginger, he’s furry, and he has an adorable puppy. Oh, plus he could probably throw the bed across the room after he’s finished fucking you.

If beef is your thing, this guy is serving more meat than you can handle. Plus, is there anyone on the planet who would kick a beefy ginger out of bed?

You were possibly thinking that V*nce is so bulky because he’s compensating for something? Nope, everything is in proportion. In fact, maybe part of the reason V*nce is such a hulk is because he has to hold up that monster dick all day. Constant weight training!

Are you still with us? Strap in, because you’ve got some massive scrolling to do. Don’t pull a muscle!

“Gonzo” doesn’t even quite cover it! That thing is massive!

Our favorite part is that this guy’s ass is so beefy that he has a hard time getting to the hole to finger himself. What a dilemma!

What a well-honed cum face he’s got. We’re hooked.

We’ll sign off with a select few videos showcasing Mr In-V*nce-able’s incredible strength. Just imagine the other ways he could put that strength to use.

2012 showreel.

340 log press.

Sumo deadlift.

Great practice for banging.

V*nce playing with BIG, GARGANTUAN BALLS. SFW.

Where he set the All-time American 308 record at Done at Night of the Living Deadlift 2011.

NOLD is the site of the Biggest Deadlift event in the USA. All the top Deadlift Powerlifters show up in this small town in Tenn. Big time UK Andy Bolton challenged everyone to beat him and VU came to win. VU’s 906 lb New American record beat him that day.

V*nce strength-training Q&A session (with really poor audio though).

This one where he got injured with a terrible pec tear and the recovery process.

And just to clear your mind after watching the last video, here’s a nice one of V*nce trying to er… roll a steel frying pan. We can definitely use a man like V*nce at our kitchen pantry.
CHECK OUT THE FULL VIDEOS OF VU/DANE AT STRAIGHTFRATERNITY.