TGIF/TGIS: When You Watch Porn Around Your House Pets

Hey peeps! How’s it going? I am sipping Japanese sparkling sake as part of my weekend indulgence whilst penning this weekly note… starring at the beautiful collagework by QCaliente‘s Editor Rick (thanks for taking over the visuals for TGIF/TGIS)… c’est la vie.
What a week! Apart from burying my nose deep into Google Analytics (my latest obsession and you have no idea how turned on I get when I see those live data and wild numbers. Can’t believe how many readers are on our network at every single point in time, A BIG THANK YOU!), we’ve got hirsute men, a bendy-bendy cock, the hottest handheld update from Fratmen imho, a returning porn veteran who granted us a big exclusive (thank you, Aaron Savvy!), a pair of lovebirds who are so into each other during their fuck session, a NBFOTW who can strike a pose, and what’s been tickling my funny bone for the past 3 days – a moany PORN PARROT!
Bonus Highlights:



Which begs my next question: I’ve always wondered – for those of you with house pets like dogs and cats (I don’t reckon fishes apply in this context), do you fap and have sex in full view of them with them roaming around? Do you think they know what you are doing? Will they get turned on? Will they get traumatised? Do you feel watched? I’ve seen videos of couples having sex with their cats and dogs prancing around, looking for a spot to slot in between their owners. Makes me rather uncomfortable.

Oops, gotta go now, Toby is howling. Have a good week, y’all!
XOXO,
Editor D