Yes, Shia LaBeouf’s underwhelming bad-boy performances inIndiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and in both Transformers have earned him the nickname of Shia LaDouche, but who gives a damn about his acting? We’re more interested in his tattoos, drunk driving charges, and admission that he’s “not extremely well-endowed.”
We’re not sure if that means he’s packing a Lady’s Special or something smaller, but his bulge above leads us to believe he’s packing a curved cock that would probably fit well into our mouths. He seems annoyed with his friend, but maybe he’s trying to shoo him away because he always gets boners when they touch. Shia’s straight, sadly, but he’s also an actor, so maybe he’s just acting straight. We’d act like fans if it got us any closer to his “not extremely well-endowed” penis. Let us be the judge of that, Shia.
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Thanks to The Sword for the pic.
Double thanks to Fall Out Boy’s frontman, Peter Wentz, for posing with Ashlee Simpson for the No on H8 campaign and for revealing his tasty bulge while out walking his dog. We’d say that from the appearance of his bulge it seems like the emo-boy favors boxer-briefs and is cut, except that thanks to the older photos after the jump we don’t have to guess about either.
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Thanks to Me-me-me.tv for the pic!
Set your phasers to stun! Four hotties from the latest Star Trek film posed for this great pic. Left to right it’s John Cho (Sulu), Chris Pine (Captain Kirk), Zachary Quinto (Spock), and Karl Urban (Bones). It looks like Spock and Bones have their vessels primed and ready to go where no man has gone before—into the black holes of Uranus. Yes, it may be the special FX magic of Photoshop, but that’s never prevented us from enjoying celebrity bulges!
The jury’s still out over whether Quinto’s gay or not (he’s certainly kissed a guy before). Urban seems straight, but he’s played a gay medic on TV, so maybe. But combined with Chris Pine’s wood it looks like almost every member of James T. Kirk’s crew are sporting captain’s logs that could beam us up at warp speed anytime!
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You may have already seen Chris Pine (aka Captain Kirk) sex up an alien babe on Star Trek. He looks pretty good in those commissioned boxer-briefs (though several of our bitchy Trekkie pals accused him of stuffing). We dug up this pic of the Starfleet captain jogging and happened to spot something on our radar, Chris Pine’s pine. It’s not at full mast, but we wouldn’t mind seeing it without any cloaking device and on the big screen!
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Rio Gavin Ferdinand plays with our friendBecks on the Manchester United soccer team. While adjusting himself on field one day, some photog snapped this tasty pic of Ferdinand’s bits. If you look closely, you can see his dickhead poking through and the outline of his ball sack—yum. Makes us glad that not all soccer players wear protective cups.
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In a past FOX Sports broadcast, Minnesota Viking Visanthe Shiancoe dropped his towel briefly revealing his very large cock. We’re not huge sports fans, personally but we do like athletes, especially in the locker room. If Visanthe Shiancoe played naked, we watch a little more often and learn more about about tackles, handling the ball, and being a good wide receiver. We’ve also got the video of the broadcast after the jump!
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Thanks to OMG Blog for the pics
You may know Alan Ritchson’s sexy ass from his start in the Ambercrombie and Fitch catalog, his strip-teasing for Paula Abdul in the third season of American Idol, his modeling for International Jock, or playing Arthur Curry (aka Aquaman) in the TV show, Smallville. Alan’s got a splendid, chiseled physique you really should get a closer look at. Here’s Alan in a lovely wrestling singlet without the support of a jock strap. Lucky for us because we get to see his ample bulge without interference. Looks like his cock, even when flaccid, is still long enough to wrap around his nutsack to his ass. We wonder how long that monster must be when erect… yow!
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At a show not too long ago, singer Chris Brown was lowered onstage with a hanging harness. The straps around his crotch really emphasized his sizable bulge between his legs. Before the low-down dirty dog got charged with felony assault for hitting his beautiful girlfriend, (PSA re-enactment here), we found the teenage singer pretty hot. Then, the rumor of a sex tape between him and Rihanna surfaced without ever actually materializing (which made us at QC especially mad). What’s with all the hot guys committingfelonies recently? Oh well, he once was hot. If you want more of his huge bulge, check out the second set of pics after the jump!
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VPH sighting! And just what was it that caught Kevin Spacey’s attention!?
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(via Sticky; via Queerty)
A beloved reader, Karmaisabitch, posted a great Sticky to some yummy bulge pics of young actor and musician, Drake Bell, dressed like a foppish dandy in New York City. He’s got a frilly cravat, fancy coat, and black denim jeans that look a little tight. Not that we’re complaining… thanks to those jeans, we all get a closer look at Drake Bell’s bell. The young guy’s hung and we’re betting that’s just his semi. We wonder for whom his bell tolls: is it that beehived, pink-booted chippie standing next to him or the young dude licking the ice cream cone after the jump? Hell, maybe Drake just turns himself on and he can’t help getting hard just hanging around. Luckily, we’ve got more shots of his goodness to drool over after the jump. Thanks Karmaisabitch! You were right… we loved these pics! For more celerbity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.
Last week, gay fave,Morrisey released his new single, “I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris,” and on the inside sleeve, he and his bandmates bear all. Morrisey’s quite the crooner but we gotta say, we’ve got eyes for his mate on the far left and his two svelte co-musicians. We’d love to see what’s behind the music, if you know what we mean. There’s an old Morrisey favorite after the jump…
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Via Sticky.
You may remember Olympic swimmer Ian “The Thorpedo” Thorpe who won gold at the 2000 Sydney Summer Games. He retired in 2006 and is currently studying psychology and linguistics at Macquarie University. Someone recently caught Thorpe on camera and though he’s still got the abs and the handsome face, he’s added some girth around the waist. Not that we mind—we love all sorts of men! Besides, we’re more interested in another sort of girth… why couldn’t the photographer have captured that?
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Via Sticky.
Personally, we’d never heard of Paul Walker until he appeared opposite Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious. And, to be honest, we hadn’t really heard of him since. Sure he was in Disney’s Eight Below, but we were too busy jerking off to hardcore gay pornography to have caught it. Anyway, the B-list stud was seen enjoying the Hawaiian beach and, uh, he’s pretty hot. We dig the beard and the bod, bud. He’s an avid surfer who studies Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai kickboxing so it’s not surprising. But what was surprising was catching the head of his penis against his trunks. Might wanna take those off and wash out all the sea water, eh Paul?
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Via Sticky
