Shia LaBeouf’s Bulge

Yes, Shia LaBeouf’s underwhelming bad-boy performances in Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and in both Transformers have earned him the nickname of Shia LaDouche, but who gives a damn about his acting? We’re more interested in his tattoos, drunk driving charges, and admission that he’s “not extremely well-endowed.”
We’re not sure if that means he’s packing a Lady’s Special or something smaller, but his bulge above leads us to believe he’s packing a curved cock that would probably fit well into our mouths. He seems annoyed with his friend, but maybe he’s trying to shoo him away because he always gets boners when they touch. Shia’s straight, sadly, but he’s also an actor, so maybe he’s just acting straight. We’d act like fans if it got us any closer to his “not extremely well-endowed” penis. Let us be the judge of that, Shia.
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Thanks to The Sword for the pic.