Color us (not) shocked — yet another porn amateur has turned reality television “star.”
We came across After Elton’s blog post about The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. This season premieres on August 26th and features a deaf model named Martin. We couldn’t shake the feeling we’d seen Martin before. After diving into the QC archives, we realized he’s also known as Pauly, who has appeared on Cruiser Boys.
This isn’t the first time a former porn model has appeared on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Last season featured model Rodrigo de Carli, who was discovered to have a porn past.
Our hats off to Janice for bringing these guys into the mainstream spotlight. Previously on QC: Pauly at Cruiserboys.com Javan and Pauly at Cruiserboys.com
See Martin’s gallery on Oxygen.com. UPDATE: We’ve been asked by Oxygen to remove the photos of Martin from the Dickinson site. You can still see all the photos here.
Perhaps best known for being the Urban Ninja, Robert James Hoffman III is a dancer, comedian, and actor who starred in She’s The Man (a romantic comedy inspired by Billy Shakesqueer’s gender-bending crush-fest Twelfth Night), in the endlessly-spoofed You Got Served for which he also won an American Choreographer Award, and in Step It Up 2. Before you get your hopes up, Robert is straight (but single and prefers boxer briefs… yow!). However, a lot of his comedy uses gay humor and characters— perhaps he’s comfortable with his sexuality or aware of his gay fans. Dancing and theater in general have always had a large gay following and he capitalizes on that by playing with preconceptions of homosexuality without demeaning it. On his site, Hoffman gives advice to aspiring dancers, though it applies to all artists in general: “There is one way and only one way to make it as a dancer, train harder than anyone else. If there isn’t any good training in your area, find it… it takes time to get your body that versatile and controlled. However, being trained technically is not necessarily the answer. If you can discipline yourself, then first seek out your biggest inspirations whether it be music videos, movies, instructional tapes, b-boy event tapes, old swing dance footage, some guy you saw dancing on the street… whatever it is, seize it and juice it for all it’s creative influence on you. Next, commit all your time to practicing, or working with that person, or perfecting the moves, or going to the clubs where the people get down… when you train hard, you gotta train HARD. You don’t stop when you get it. You do it better. You don’t stop when you get the trick; you evolve the trick into a better trick. You dance until you throw up. Nothing less. That is how you build super endurance. There is no excuse. It is up to you. Do you wanna make money DANCING for the rest of your life? Well so do alot of other people. All you have to ask yourself is: Are you willing to practice harder and longer than them?” Below are some of Robert’s gayer comedy videos: Soulmate: RJH dabbles in homosexuality… er, or narcissism… or, um, masturbation? There’s lots of flirting, excitement, and a nice shower scene near the end.
The YES Dance: A hilarious live stand-up performance featuring Hoffman as James Precious from The House of Precious.
See Hoffman’s other gay videos and the Urban Ninja after the jump…
While women’s gymnasts are mired in accusations of biased scoring and whether Chinese gymnast He Kexin is really 16-year-old, Men’s Gymnastics just stays hot as balls.
Man, what we wouldn’t give to have one of these able-bodied athletes use our bodies like an apparatus.
The impressive Beijing Olympic opening ceremonies not only rested on a $300 million budget, but also on a bedrock of deception. The two scandals that hatched prematurely from the Bird’s Nest of course are: 1) In a soul-deadening revelation that rocked the world, it turns out the little girl who sang the patriotic Chinese anthem Hymn to the Motherland was not ultra-cute 9-year-old anime character Lin Miaoke with her lovable pigtails, dumpling cheeks, and straight teeth, but less-marketable-because-androgynous-and-buck-toothed 7-year-old media reject, Yang Peiyi who proudly, sadly, self-sacrificingly said, “I am proud to have been chosen to sing at all.” 2) Then, if to add garlic salt to the jagged lacerations of mistrust already torn so deeply ripped into our psyche, Chinese officials later admitted that the giant firework footprints marching across Beijing towards the stadium on Friday night were not the large, celestial footsteps of the invisible Buddha, but merely prerecorded, digitally-enhanced footage inserted into footage beamed across the world. And now, a sad third story when Becca Ward of the U.S. Women’s Fencing Team was discovered by the International Olympic Committee not be a female athlete, but a cybernetic humanoid robot sent back in time from the future to win a bronze medal in Women’s Fencing. Is nothing sacred?
Thankfully, some things are still real— real hot!—like Michael Phelps, the golden boy of swimming. Yes, you may be tired of all the hype surrounding Mr. Phelps, but you can always turn down the volume and just look at the lanky, handsome legend of a boy-man. He is like a refreshingly truthful beacon of a hope-kissed sunlit pearl wonder amdist a world saturated in tear-drenched self-delusion. The 23-year-old Phelps recently won his 10th and 11th gold medals, the most ever won by any Olympian and is set to break the record of most gold medals ever won by a single Olympian at an Olympics if he wins 3 more races. In five days, he has won five races and set five world records. He’s broken 30 world records since he was 15.
Michael Phelps, a shining example of truth, beauty, and hotness in these bleak, psychotically dishonest shoe salesman times.
Oh, and if you can’t get enough swimmer’s bodies, play guess the Olympian’s abs.
If you’ve never seen the Z-Man, Tom Zenk in action, you’re missing out! With his dazzling mullet, the Z-Man has the hotness of a 1980’s Playgirl model and wrestles with the strength and confidence of a seasoned pro. Though the baby face became a bit of a jobber near the end of his career, he stayed fit throughout. The three matches below are just a taste of the Z-Man’s zest!
1. Tom Zenk vs Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin
In this match, the fuzzy, shaggy bear Garvin works the leg of the beautifully suffering clean-cut muscle stud, Zenk. Garvin really wears down Zenk, holding him in a painful camel clutch, dropping him neck-first onto the ropes, and slamming his hard, cut body repeatedly into the ring. It’s great to see a stud withstand so much punishment!
2. Tom Zenk vs. Mr. Electricity Steve Regal
Though Zenk’s prolonged arm bars slow the match down, Regal&mdash the cocky, scruffy, bleach-blonde heel in a hot pair of white tights with red racing stripes&mdash keeps the excitement up through underhanded hair pulling, eye-gouging, and sucker punching. There are really great shots of Regal’s balls and ass at 2:14 and 5:11. And at 8:27, Regal pulls on Zenk’s tights, revealing a muscular butt cheek which Zenk promptly hides away. See Zenk face off against his ex-tag team partner, sexy blonde, Flyin’ Brian, after the jump!
Mr. Hong Kong Contest began in 2005. And it’s getting hotter every year!
The 2008 overall winner was No.12 Michael Wilson Tsu , who also won the Maturity division. No.6 Joey Law won the Youth divison. See more at QC Chinese!
Earlier this week, we reported on Playgirl folding its magazine to go all digital. Well, some brilliant person has created a site with images of Playgirl models from 1973 to 1995&mdash a pretty incredible collection with lots to love.
Now you can commemorate the passing of Playgirl‘s print edition by popping out a hot load or two to some old-school hotness. There’s lotsa bearded, long-haired hunks, some laughable fashions (like Malibu print jammer pants and gold lamé robes), and plenty of texture to the scanned-in pages so you feel like you’ve just sneaked a copy out of your mom or “bachelor” uncle’s underwear drawer.
Our favorite is the guy above with the semi-hard on and milk carton. Yes, it’s porn, but that’s no reason to forget that milk’s a good source of calcium!
As a boy, Photographer Justin Monroe traveled the road with his artistic parents and became interested in scenes of daily life. His later interest in theater is apparent in his work as his photographs portray a sort of decadent hyper-reality where the lines between man and machine, act and actor, limelight and lust begin to blur.
His work is just as informed by cinema (science fiction and action movies) as it is by current events (check out the trailer-park hotties above, one in a flooded trailer while news footage of a recent disaster plays on the TV behind him). Though they’re definitely campy, you can tell the excruciating attention to detail in setting, costume, and model direction… every shot looks flawless.
Justin now works with establish stylists and art directors to create his uniquely provocative shots and is becoming a sought after name in the international fashion industry. This November, he’s releasing his first book, Down the Rabbit Hole. You can pre-order it from his website.
New QCam hottie, Gemini26, demonstrates some moves to keep the blood pumping in the right places! 😉
You can show us your moves on QCam too! 18193 shots and counting.
Check out these two videos of a yummy piece of eye candy riding the London subway. How his muscular pecs press against his tight olive shirt! How his bicep flexes as he holds on for the ride. Does he know he’s being filmed or is he in his own world? Too bad he tied his windbreaker around his waist&mdash we would have loved a better look at that butt. Via Sticky.
Oh brother! Currently starring in ABC’s hit drama, Brothers & Sisters, Dave Annable plays the youngest Walker sibling Justin Walker. Here he takes some time out to show us some family jewels (in a Sean Cody set no less!)
The two 23-year-old artists atExterface have photographed hot porn stars (like Francois Sagat) in cinematic, sexually-charged photographs before. They make their men seem exposed and otherworldly, contrasting their raw appeal with a sort of inherent tenderness that’s as sweet as it is artificial. This time, self-professed Star Wars geek and sex addict, Andy O’Neill stars in a series called Skywalker. The teasing shots are more modest than Andy’s and Exterface’s respective past work, but angelic Andy looks great in these shots and there’s no shortage to his sexiness. Exterface has been on QueerClick before. If you haven’t seen their work, some past and similarly modest favorites include Vertigo, Two Hearts, and La Delectation. But their site also has some hard men swinging their fat, uncut dongs (Flamingo, Playgirl, and SeaSexSun, are three scorching instances). Andy’s been on QueerClick as well&mdash in a hot solo scene and in a fucking awesome four-way. You can also befriend him on QueerClique!
Via QC Espanol.
While you wait to get this SMS from Cristiano Ronaldo the boy you met last night, check out more photos of this smooth and tanned footballer at QC Español.
