Reader T.Ford (Tom Ford? Is that you?) has posed us an interesting question which we think will be best thrown to the floor as we are clueless.
What’s the make or model of the sunglasses that David Beckham is wearing in this photo?
T.Ford – you owe us a hi-five if we get to the bottom of this. If not, a hi-three will do. 😉
Here are some screen grabs from “Eating Out” showing Ryan Carnes and Scott Lunsford’s pee-pees!
More hot Ryan Carnes images will be added to QC Gallery soon. Stay tuned.
The Thorpedo looking teasingly sexy in his getup (that pair of jeans is just waiting to burst free…or to be peeled; and check out how he wears his belt by missin’ a loop – we likey!) plus black manicured nails plus nice messy hair plus nice unshaven chin!
Taking a closer look at what we think is the car key, we reckon Ian’s driving an Audi? So he’s got a nice car too. Darn.
(via Just Jared)
Head here for Ian’s bulge, if you want more than nails.
We found this image and it’s purportedly Hugh Jackman! If we should be so lucky. Can anyone verify the authenticity of this picture? Is that really Hugh Jackman (can’t tell for nuts…but those nuts sure look yummy, DAMN!)? Where is this taken from? Help!
UPDATE:
Okay, we can finally lay to rest any hope that that nutsack belonged to HJ. Our reader, Donbo1, has spotted the photoshopped neckline in the picture. How did that escape our eyes? Sigh…
Sean Cody’s addition this week (see our previous post) Thor also appears in a luscious photospread on ChaosMen.com. Fans of JFK Jr. will love him. He’s got the look, right down to the hairstyle!
His body is amazing. A dusting of chest hair and a perfectly straight uncut unit. Just enough foreskin to make fans of the hood happy, but not so much as to off put those who like cut meat. And this boy has got bootie too.
According to Bryan, Thor was easy going, charming, and always ready to go.
More images after the jump.
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Heaven is indeed a place on earth! Or rather, on the soccer field! German soccer heart throb Sebastian Kehl recently dangled his dick (a bratwurst literally!) when an opponent player accidentally (or was it not?) grabbed his shorts…and…THANK YOU VERY MUCHIES!
We’ve seen the video clip, and particularly enjoyed the very befitting background muzak, as well as how Sebastian shrugged his shoulders and threw a WTF look at the opponent (thank you once again, a bouquet of flowers is on the way!) when he realised that cool draft over his very private (until now) parts.
If you’d excuse us, we now have to add simmering ale to our bratwurst and blend it till it’s smooth and thick. What a hot weekend!
(Image source: Sexy Soccer; via Ooh La La & FMF)
UPDATE:
We’re not done with our German sausages yet. But we found this and it’s too sweet not to post.
Finally, we get a clear look of his nutsack and dick! Here’s a Dewey scan of Colin Farrell’s nude and thrusting scene taken outta Alexander’s Director’s Cut DVD. Colin’s dick looks uncut though.
Happy weekend, happy campers!
More dressing up (or down) to be had over at Paperdoll Heaven! It’s fun victimising your choice of celeb with the worst fashion get-up you can whip up! Have fun!
Our reader Sergio has kindly alerted us to a new internet phenomenon – The Celeb Archive, that has become one of the biggest websites of male celebrities in just 4 months of activity. It’s free and has every big name you can think of. Pretty extensive although the galleries can take quite a while to download as many of the pictures do not have thumbnails. We can’t imagine the type of bandwidth the site sucks! But yeah, check it out.
Champion boxer Sirimongkol Singwancha was convicted and sentenced by a district court on Tuesday for taking part in publicising obscenity and was fined Bt4,000.
The four-time boxing champion appeared in a seductive underground gay magazine that showed every inch of him, including him in an erected state. Sirimongkol’s nude images were supposedly a secret to his boxing fans and general public until last week when a special police task force raided news-stands in a famous outdoor shopping area in northern Bangkok. Thousands of porn magazines and movies were seized. The boxer was among one of the celebrity models featured in the magazines.
Sirimongkol’s full frontal images were accidentally found in a two year-old issue of Heat, a magazine reputed to feature celebrities and out-of-job movie stars as well as look-alikes.
In the plastic-wrapped Heat magazine which costs about Bt500 (approx US$12), the boxer’s images included a number of photographs which showed his erect penis. Sirimongkol said he was paid about Bt200,000 (approx US$4,800) for the photo set.
Two years ago, Sirimongkol, apart from being crowned world champion by several well-known boxing institutions, also gained attention for appearing in a swimsuit spread in Lips – a leading local women’s magazine with a large gay male readership.
The bi-monthly magazine put him on its front cover together with a sexy female model in its March 2003 issue. It marked the first time that a local boxer was featured in an upscale fashion and lifestyle magazine.
The magazine won praise for its creativity and Sirimongkol became known as the most muscular and handsome Thai boxer.
Not expecting that his full frontal nudity shot would be included in the magazine Sirimongkol claimed that the staff simply asked him to pose “for fun and for them to view in privacy.”
“I regret (it) and I’d like to apologise to everyone. I’m very stressed now and sometimes losing sleep. I hope that I would be forgiven for what I had done,” said Sirimongkol.
In light of his cooperation with the investigation, the court reduced his fine from Bt6,000 fine to Bt4,000, and suspended his six-month jail term for two years on the condition of good behaviour during the suspension period.
Here’s the most exciting bit of this post – WE’VE GOT THE PICTURES!
We thought we’d struck foreskin! In this picture, Rooney seems to be holding onto his cock (which has a terribly long snout/foreskin) but alas…upon closer examination (hmm, smells nice!) the darker toned “sausage” was caused by the contrast created by the overlapping letter “f” over his hand. Bummer!
Thought we’d share Josh Wald’s very neat package with you. For more Bulges and Visible Penis Lines, head over to The Bulge Report.
Colin Farrell demonstrates his jack off and sucking technique! But who was he jerkin’ and suckin’ off?
Hokay, we did this animation specially for you lovelies. It’s edited down to 3 seconds from a longer interview clip where he was interviewed by a lady (with a very funny accent) for his movie Hart’s War (from 2002) with Bruce Willis.
The lady interviewer (with a very funny voice and accent) asked –
“What did you do with hundreds of men for four months and a half, especially Bruce Willis?”
…and that’s Colin’s answer!
Earlier in the interview, he was asked to say what comes to mind first when the interviewer said any two words.
“Bruce Willis?” she said.
“HUUUUGE COCK” he asserted.
Oh Fergie!
We suspect she’s been reading too much QC. LOL.
Many pictures of David Beckham have been added to the Celebs Gallery, including one of “him” in an excited state!