[Update: New pics of Andrew’s massive cock have surfaced and we are glad to report that we have them!]
Former Track & Field Star Andrew Zollner, as most athletes, is one horny dawg and with his massive cock he couldn’t resist the urge of snapping a nude self-pic with his old cellphone, seriously, someone get him an iPhone asap, that thing he’s using is ancient! And lucky for us, the whole set made its way to the internet for everyone to enjoy!
Cock pics after the jump!
Since his N’Sync days Justin Timberlake has avoided cock-related scandals, but it seems his fondness for the outdoor life has make him careless and a photog caught him grabbing his huge cock by the neck with his hand. Why so serious JT? You don’t like your cock?
More after the jump!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt has proven himself to be a versatile and awesome uprising actor. He can sing, play musical instruments, and at the latest Saturday Night Life, he showcased his dancing and gyrating skills. Whoo~! Someone bring us a bucket of ice water before we overheat!
And oh boy, is Joseph in great shape! Loads of GIF animation and the full SNL monologue for your viewing pleasure right after the jump!
Brazilian gift of heavens and ex Big Brother contestant, Jonas Sulzbach is very fond of showing off his amazingly sculpted body, and who can blame him, just look at him! For those with good memory, he’s the one that was caught wanking on camera a while ago. This time he was caught in a much public setting, a shopping mall where he agreed to get wet for everyone to see. At the end of the shower he gave the towel he used to dry himself to his fans, who understandably went crazy, but we all know that it was not the towel the prop they were interested but the bottle-of-shampoo sized cock he has between the legs!
Video after the jump!
If there was one thing that made us salivate during the Olympics was Danell Leyva’s body and his awesome sexting abilities. But the cuban-american sensation is not only an accomplished medalist, he’s one big tease. So we took matter into our own hands and put our team to work to make the dream of many a reality. Behold, Danell’s penis in all his glory!
Reveal after the jump!
Dapper gift of heavens, Jon Hamm took his penis girlfriend for a walk and got caught by a paparazzi. The Mad Men star enjoyed a free day in NY and dressed casually for the occasion, so casually, that he left his underwear at home and thanks to a perfect and glorious free-balling moment he inadvertently gave us a closer look at the most coveted part of his anatomy. And man, Jon is hung!
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After the tabloids got their field day with Prince Party Harry, and television made all kinds of fun at his expense an unexpected group has stood up to show support for one of their own. His buddies from the military! That’s right, they are telling him “don’t worry, we got your back on this one mate“, and boy we have seen his back, through a FB group that encourages military folks all around the world to strip and submit photos of themselves in various states of undress.
And to think that in light of these events his superiors are closely reviewing the case for potentially breaching the guidelines that state that members of the army must not display any “social misbehaviour“, especially if it results in any damage to corporate image or reputation. The lad is just inspiring the troops!
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Whether it’s been happy or sad, every significant moment in the life of the British royals has been immortalized with all kinds of memorabilia. Enter Prince Harry and his ill-fated Vegas trip, the nude adventures of everyone’s favourite blue-blooded ginger, and third in line for the throne, are about to receive, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel and Billy Dee Williams, a well-deserved commemoration in the form of some really posh plates. Perfect for a fine five o’clock tea.
Order your Prince Harry Commemorative Plates today! Video after the jump!
We’ve dreamt, photoshopped and imagined all sorts of scenarios for our Favorite Royal Ginger—Prince Harry. So you can imagine how thrilled we were to (Thanks to TMZ) spy on his cute, naked ass while partying it up in Vegas. For once, we’re glad this didn’t just stay in Vegas…
Smallville, arguably, Television’s biggest tease. Ten seasons waiting to see Tom Welling donning the iconic Superman suit and all we got was a ten second shot on the season finale, sorry if we spoiled that one but the show ended long time ago so we are going to give ourselves a pass there. Producers stubbornly stuck to their “no flights, no tights” rule. But let’s face it, what we all wanted to see was Tom’s gorgeous looks compressed in skin-tight spandex, we can’t forget he was a former Abercrombie & Fitch model for Zod’s sake!
But, since bulges are our kriptonite, we have undusted a gem. Mr. Welling’s revealing VPL, in motion! You’ll believe a man can pack!
More after the jump!
[Post Update: Looks like most of you believe Björn’s bulge is as big as what you can see. How many of you got your guesses right? Answer right at the bottom of the post. :)]
Our craze for crazy hot athlete continues at QueerClick as we bring you Swedish decathlete Bjorn Barrefors. Who cares if he wasn’t present at London 2012, we simply love his competitive attire — it leaves little left for imagination. Wouldn’t it be nice if we see Björn Barrefors pulling off a Henrik Rummel, and sport a boner during while competing?
Ah… There’s where image manipulation comes in nicely to satisfy our fantasy…
The stars must have aligned. Just the other day, when I was watching how Brazilian gymnast Arthur Nabarette Zanetti pulled off a major upset by winning defending champion Chen Yibing of China to win Olympics Men Still Rings Gold, I thought to myself, “what a hottie! I pray pray pray that he has a sex tape or some wank tape that gets leaked.”
I must have been a very good boy. My wish was Arthur Zanetti’s command.
Henrik Rummel, the U.S. rower who appeared to be sporting a boner while receiving his bronze medal, claims that his penis was flaccid during the medal ceremony. Oh my!
After his bulge began to receive attention on the internet, he felt pressured to cast some light into the matter and went further into detail adding:
“This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.”
Professional snowboarder, skateboarder and two-time Olympic gold medalist Shaun White got his nude pic leaked! He may not be as hot as his fellow olympian Danell Leyva but we are sure there’s an audience for a loud redhead with a ginger cock. And before anyone make the tired old joke, yes, the carpet matches the drapes!
Find out the size of his penis after the jump!
