In a moment of late-breaking and wildly important journalism, Ryan Gosling has finally gone on record about one of the most crucial topics of our modern era: his pecs. We’ve all done our fair share of staring and now the star finally breaks the silence. In an interview, he tells the Herald Sun, “My pecs are like pets.”
Holy Silver Foxes, Batman! Gay celebrities are coming out of the woodwork this week. Immediately following Jodie Foster’s not-coming out at the Golden Globes, the interwebz have been buzzing with more news that isn’t really news. In an interview with blogger Greg Hernandez, Argo/Titanic/Alias star Victor Garber has made the quiet admission that yup, he’s gay.
In light of his loss at the Golden Globes last weekend, let’s take a moment from our day to gaze longingly at pictures of Bradley Cooper. As though you needed an excuse. This will be especially helpful if you’re just having one of those days.
The panty-wettingly attractive actor Matt Dallas — who you may know from his role as the bellybuttonless Kyle XY — came out of the closet last Sunday night when he tweeted his engagement to musician Blue Hamilton.
2013 appears pretty poised to be the gayest year on record; gayer even than the year Johnny Weir was born (I’m told his afterbirth was mostly sequins). By now, I’m sure you’ve all heard about Jodie Foster’s speech at the Golden Globes. Equal parts heartwarming and weird, Jodie alludes to several things in her speech, including her sexuality, her long-term relationship with ex-partner Cydney Bernard, and her plans to retire from acting (which she now vehemently denies, by the way).
And boy are we grateful. British tabloid The Daily Mail ran a story today questioning the size of David Beckham’s (rather impressive) bulge. Beckham’s latest campaign, this time for H&M, has him running about the streets of Beverly Hills in his underwear. By now, bulge padding is pretty standard fare for commercials, but who are we to complain?
Matt Bomer did a guest spot on Ryan Murphey’s The New Normal earlier this week, and we’re pleased to announce that he was shirtless almost the entire time. Between The New Normal and Magic Mike, we’re hard pressed to remember what exactly this guy looks like in a shirt, and we’d like to keep it that way.
I’ve got a confession to make, QueerClickers. I just don’t think Channing Tatum is that attractive. I know, I know, it’s tantamount to gay sacrilege, but without airbrushing I think he looks like the least attractive high school jocks that sat behind me in math class. May Allen Ginsberg have mercy on my soul.
In partial penance, I offer you the latest round of obviously faked, but nonetheless enjoyable Channing Tatum nudes. Enjoy!
Apparently Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier has a recreational public urination habit. The poor guy was arrested on December 17th for public intoxication (which he vehemently denies, by the way). Plausible deniability went out the window though when this video of him peeing in an LAX terminal surfaced yesterday. Which is exactly why I never touch anything at the airport, ever. Ever.
Admit it, good churchgoing gays that you are, you’ve all gone to see Les Miserables over the past two days, and are positively foaming at the mouth over newcomer Eddie Redmayne. Well you’re in luck, because we’ve got the goods for you right here.
What with the looming apocalypse, 2012 had people coming out of the closet in droves. Some were a pleasant surprise, some less so.
I would be remiss if I didn’t take a brief moment to acknowledge some of the smokin’ hot dudes that have joined our team over the last 365 days. Here are just a few of my favorites:
What do you guys think? Look familiar? Now that Jersey Shore has been cancelled, could Pauly D be making his star turn sucking cock? As an actor, he’d already come pre-lubed in the form of hair gel!
Eric Green, a cornerback who has played for the Arizona Cardinals, Miami Dolphins and San Francisco 49ers, has recently been charged for “forcefully sodomizing a transgender named Angelina Mavilla” at his home in Scottsdale Arizona.
That tranny has revenged-leaked Eric’s cock pix.
With an angel voice and a devilish body, Craig Chalmers was poised to make it big. A former contestant in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Any Dream Will Do for the BBC, he paved his mainstream career with british productions like the musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.
But when word of his porn career got out, where he was known as Ryan Ryder, he deflected the criticisms with an odd move. His defense? “I took up porn roles to spend more time with my wife“. That’s right, the whole -I’m gonna fuck people on camera to get the afternoons free for wifey and no one will notice- plan seems to have worked like a charm. One tiny detail, when your face is on national telly chances are that your past will come back to haunt you. And oh boy, past came in full force, costing him his recently role in Cinderella. Maybe it wasn’t his face what gave him away but the same shiny gray suit he used while singing on stage AND in a now infamous porn vid he did. Be warned, sex with a chick on the porn video after the jump!
At the QC headquarters we’re all huge Apple fans and, like the rest of the world, we anxiously wait every keynote where our next object of desire will be unveiled with bursting excitement. But each time, there’s one moment we really, really look forward. That’s when all the spotlights point in one direction and Apple’s VP of Industrial Design, and recent KBE, steals our breaths with that sexy accent of his.
Like with many Apple products, and consistently year after year, he gets refined and more gorgeous with each iteration. So we ask you, tech-savy QC reader, which year was his personal best?
Vote your favourite Jony Ive iteration after the jump!
