Sure you’re still delusional that your magazine caters mostly to straight women who probably would want to see him in the buff. Keep on thinking that, but let us assure you that the majority of your readership (gay men) would rather see Ashley Alexandra Dupré nude than Eliot. Hell, if you want to feature a former governor, get McGreevey and his assistant to pose. Now that’s something we’d pay to see.
Please spare us all this national nightmare, rescind your offer and stick to proven hotties like Kent, Gage, Tony, Eric and Riley.
…belongs to Michael Ballack. Here’s a compilation of his bulging moments on and off field.
For more sportsmen and celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.
While the rest of the world is speculating on David Hernandez’s sexuality and scouring for pictures of him stripping (which probably do not exist), we (who have waaaay too much time to snoop around) at the QC quarters have fished out something rather obscure BUT related to Hernandez! Let’s call it the Two Degrees of Separation from Porn Scoop!
Stay tuned for the juice. 😉
Sorry this took a while (we were trying to figure out if it was Justin Timberlake featuring Madonna on “4 Minutes to Save the World” instead of the other way round) but here’s the meat! Grand reveal after the jump!
Ya ya, it’s small, but it’s there. Duncha know we’re obsessed with the slightest pants bumps over here at QC?
For more sportsmen and celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.