Porn Break: Just in Time for Fashion Week… Basketball Dress!

QC Fashion Week: Basketball Dress
We want you to know, we’re here for you. Alerting you to not just the latest sexiness in porn, but the last in men’s fashion as well. An idea reborn just last Sunday has caught like wildfire on the already quick-moving world of Internet menswear. The inspiration is the common basketball short, oversized and a classic staple in athletic boys’ lives. Now! Transformed into seductive evening wear or a perfect look to fit in with the girls on the Las Vegas strip. And this look is crossing boundaries, not solely gay-exclusive but interesting trending among straight men, some married. “I just had to explain to my wife that the reason I ripped my new shorts was being I was trying to turn them into a dress,” said one trendsetter.

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10 Sep 13 By redmonkey 19 Comments

Introducing MyBigLips, the Internet’s Next Viral Sensation

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Xtube has introduced us to the next viral internet sensation. Seriously, you heard it here first, folks. Meet MyBigLips. MyBigLips is one of the weirdest (and by far the most interesting) xtubers we’ve encountered in a long time. He’s a slightly-nerdy looking white guy with giant muscles and the biggest set of lips we’ve ever seen. As Editor D notes on Sticky, he has a weirdly taught face (maybe from a ton of plastic surgery?) and a scraggly beard that bears scientific study. Oh plus, his xtube videos feature him jerking off while he peruses Craigslist. We genuinely have no idea what to make of this man, except that we couldn’t invent a more awesome internet celebrity if we tried.

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06 Aug 13 By will 24 Comments