Some people find World Cup soccer a little gay, but they’re wrong—it’s super gay! Need proof? Meet LAJ. He’s a fan and an occasional player who’s been in the field with a bunch of other sweaty, hardbodied men looking to score with balls. The excitement has certainly got him heated up and removing his clothes. But once he’s locker room naked off the pitch, that’s when his game really gets moving.
Take off your football kit, after the jump!
Do we have a find for you! We love scruffy emo-twinks, especially lean ones that wear briefs like Way J. He’s manicured but just enough to keep his masculine vibe and he obviously knows how hot he is, grabbing at his crotch like that. If we saw him shirtless on the street, we’d change our direction and ask where he’s going. We’d also ask if those stars on his lower abdomen are scratch-and-sniff, because boy do we want a whiff.
Scratch and sniff him after the jump!
It’s late and you want cock for a midnight snack. But most of the guys have logged off for the night and the guys still searching are a bunch of trolls. You’re about to sign out and call it a night, until you see Athledick. He’s got a ripped little body and is just teasing you with his tight t-shirt and briefs. He says hello and asks what you’re doing. You’re intrigued, but you’d like to get a peek at his private pics. Of course, he’s happy to oblige.
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Have we got a find for you! While scouring the web, we ran into the pics of HE.S.A.QT.—a good name for someone with such a versatile look. His appearance seems to change from photo to photo, but it’s only because he has such a strong sense of his beauty and how to use it. We’d like to use it, especially after seeing the stud buck naked and hard!
Check him out after the jump!
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Sexxxy6 has got to be a professional model. He’s just so well put together and confident about his looks, plus he looks great in a speedo. See how well he fills it out with his bubble butt and full pouch? Seeing it makes you just want to drop down on your knees and start to service the man. But his pouch is only the beginning and after teasing you with it in all these pictures, he’s ready to unleash his hard cock and have you deliver the oral action such a beautiful man deserves.
Remove his speedo and start sucking, after the jump!
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Don’t let the tie fool you. Tie Guy’s not wearing it because he’s a conservative business type. He’s wearing it because he’s stylish. His facial hair and cocky glance should tell you that he’s actually pretty laid back and looking to have a good time. In fact, he’d rather spend his time with you than crunching spreadsheets or doing anything even remotely “business formal.” So what’s he like when the tie comes off? Three words: big veiny cock.
See him undressed after the jump!
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There’s trouble is Oz, Dorothy! No, not in the land of Munchkins and flying monkeys, but in the land down under—Australia! What’s the trouble, you ask? Oh, only that there’s a hunky guy all alone on the beach in desperate need of some cumpany. He’s all hot and bothered posing with his amazing body in his speedo and he needs some help removing it so he can really relax. Believe us, no matter what road you’re on or who you’re off to see, you’re gonna wanna take a detour for this brave woodsman… especially when you see his wood.
See his wicked dick, after the jump!
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This strawberry blonde has “tough guy” written all over him. He’s got the flannel, the fire extinguisher, the demolition debris and shirtless denim. “But I’m tough,” you say. “I can handle it.” Can you? You’re just saying that because he’s cute. Wait until you see him naked… you won’t feel so tough then. After all, they call him “10Inch LV” for a darn good reason.
See all 10 inches… after the jump!
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Sometimes you see a boy so pretty, that you think he could very well be a girl (or a damn fine drag queen, with a little more rouge and a fabulous wig). Special is one of those guys. He may look a bit femmy with his angular face, sunken cheeks, New Wave hair style and dick-sucking lips, but once you start kissing this hot young thing you’ll quickly discover that he’s all man.
See what we mean, after the jump!
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You know how some guys look better with clothes on? Not this guy. In fact, we think he looks kinda douchey with clothes on… with his bed-head, hipster plaid, and Derek Zoolander kissy lips. He the sort of guy you’d buy a drink for just so he’d keep his dumb mouth shut. But the instant he removes his shades and drops the cool act, his real sexiness starts to come through. Don’t believe us? Click ahead and see his handsome face and sexy uncut body for yourself!
Less is more, after the jump!
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You see them all the time in New York City. These thuggish Latin papis who walk with swagger and purpose, making their way across the hood to whatever church, taqueria, or club they want… like they owned the darned neighborhood! Allow us to let you in on a little secret: they do. It’s not a question of bills, my friend… it’s all attitude. And Lil’ Bro 9 has attitude to spare. What makes him so cocky?
Well… just take a look at his cock, after the jump!
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Just a dork in a Hawaiian shirt, right? Maybe. Maybe he’s on vacation, maybe he’s the best man at a cheesy tropical wedding, maybe his other good shirts are at the laundry. Who knows? But a corny shirt and linen pants aren’t enough reason to throw a perfectly cute guy back in the ocean. Maybe he’s actually really nice and funny. Maybe he’s into you and get more charming the more he speaks. Maybe, you’d like to join him for some coffee in his room? Maybe “coffee” is still just a codeword for “blowjob.”
Stop saying “maybe” and start saying “yes”, after the jump!
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Guys like Jockarse get called “beach bums,” but in his case, he probably has a kickin’ bum that warrants it. He’s a nice piece of ass alright and we’re lucky we ran into him on our day of fun and sun. After all, we don’t have evening plans. So maybe once we shake all the sand from our blanket and wrap up for the day, we can shower and wrap up with him too! Grab your suntan lotion and shorts… it looks like our day of fun has just begun!
Strip him down, after the jump!
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We’ve all been there. It’s an early night at the bar. Some friendly fella strikes up a conversation. He’s not the hottest guy at the bar, but he’s nice enough and definitely interested. All of a sudden he’s offering to buy the next beer and wondering if you live in the area. “No,” you say, “but I wish I did.” “Me too,” he says, before he starts giving you the fuck-eye. So will you do it?
Take a risk, after the jump!
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When you first start dating a guy, you tend to look overlook their bad qualities, even if they’re EVIL, like Evilboy. Sure he steals from beggars and flicks flies into cups of hot coffee, but a there’s no way such a handsome guy could be “evil”, right? In fact, with those warm eyes and puckish smile, he could mug an old lady in front of us, and it’d only make us want him more. Luckily, he’s got a cock to back it his good looks as well.
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Hello. Welcome to Verizon Wireless. How may I help you?
Well… um. I’m new here and uh… I need some help. I really wanna reach out and touch someone, but I’m getting a shitty reception. I’m new to this area and I just want to make some contacts. But right now it’s not working so well. I think I need a new plan… or maybe a more attractive phone. Something sleek that people will wanna put their hands on. But before we get started, I gotta take care of this bulky thing in my pocket. No, it’s not my old cell phone… IT’S MY COCK!
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