TJ Cummings is one of those guys that most people want to have sex with, or marry, or date! Naw, just have sex with! He is definitely a match for the site with that angular face, canon ball chest, massive arms, and an ass that you could ride for days, bending him and twisting him in every position imaginable. When posing for stills, TJ tends to strike poses that lean toward being feminine, and he’s the first to admit it. “What do you expect,” he says, “People love my ass” No matter how he poses, TJ Cummings looks freaking hot, and that’s all we care about!
These two studs share more than a passing resemblance to one another. Sure, Mitch and Drew both have nearly-shaved heads, tight compact bodies, and are very well endowed. But it’s their pure unadulterated sex drive that makes this video such a turn-on. They love sucking cock and who can blame them? Both men have a knack for blow jobs (wait ’til you see our overhead shot of their 69 action). The hotness level goes up even higher when the ass play gets started, which gets top-man Drew amped up to drill Mitch’s tight and hungry hole. All the hot fucking turns out to be a deeply satisfying way for both men to blow their loads.
Billy Herrington is a bisexual muscleman who worked in porn at the turn of the century. He still stripteases at gay clubs sometimes but otherwise the star has faded into obscurity everywhere EXCEPT FOR IN JAPAN. Japan loves the guy—like crazy extra-lucky happy fun schoolgirl LOVE him. Not only does the guy have his own Halloween action figure but for the past few years the Japanese video site Nico Nico Douga has hosted insane music video mashups from his films.
Herrington says he is flattered and humbled by his fans’ creativity but that’s probably because he had no other ways to describe how completely bonkers the videos actually are. Are you ready for seizure wrestling, butt bongos, S&M villains and a jock-strapped man-cycle fighting a steamroller? No. No you are not.
BILLY’S DREAMLAND – If you like spastic video game music, you’ll love this one. It has lots of bitch slapping, ball handling, and butt bongos while the wrestle in jockstraps and bikinis. Locker room horseplay has never been so crazy. And don’t forget to stay for the butt-smashing finale!
HATTENDO FIGHTING GAME – Oh! If only our Billy Herrington action figure would come to life and star in a weird fighting game with firetrucks, throat punching, military manhunts, explosions, and a villainous Asian leather queen. This game actually looks a lot like Muscle March except with horribly pixelated graphics. Warning: the video slows down into character select mode at 1:36 and also features baby faces spinning in place of men’s genitals.
BILLY FOR PRESIDENT! – If America ever elected a brain-damaged, auto-tuned ex-porn star for president his version of the national anthem might sound a lot like this. Billy takes the flexing in his wifebeater as the news ticker below features headlines like Vitory for Billy and song lyrics like “I Say Ass We Can…” and “Who can achieve most powerful pants?” We’d vote for you Billy, but only if we were sure you’d lose. No offense, but one inarticulate president is enough.
TOXIC BILLY – Brittany Spears’ music company probably didn’t authorize a CGI-version of Billy to sing Toxic but as one friend of ours said, “Sodomy was a lot more fun when it was illegal.” There’s something alluring about watching the computer-animated musclestud imitating Brittany’s every dance move while lip-synching in a white bikini. Is it weird that we almost find the animated Billy hotter than the real one? Don’t answer that—we love you, digi-Billy!
GAME/TV SHOW/MUSIC VIDEO – We can’t tell if this is the intro for a game, a TV show, a punk rock music video, or all 3. But it does feature Billy ripping some guy’s underwear from behind, bouncing baby faces, and a comic book look that makes us wanna play this thing, whatever the heck this is.
J-POP MY CHERRY – Although this isn’t our favorite video, it does feature some sensual shots of Herrington pumping iron, having his abs worshipped by some gym bunny, and naughtily sucking his finger at the end. Strangely hot considering that it’s basically just a music video.
K-POP JAM- The song in this video (“Oh!” by Girls’ Generation) has a kickin’ beat and a catchy choral hook that has made it our new Korean-pop jam! Plus the video probably reveals more plot about the ongoing S&M locker room wrestling flick than any of the other videos. It seems like the Asian S&M bully gets his army of bitches to start fights at the gym, but Billy’s boys ain’t having it! Plus if you like Billy, then you’ll love ONE-HUNDRED BILLIES!
