It’s been donkey (or dog) years since Toby made an appearance on QC. He’s just been staying low-key. Hee hee. But here’s an update for all Toby fans about what he’s been up to lately.
Toby has been such a good boy that he flew (first class) from LA to NYC for his birthday! He really enjoyed his “old stomping grounds” and seeing his brother. Toby was a hit with the airline as well, all the flight attendants fell in love with him! (Can we blame them?)
On the return flight to LA he slept most of the way because NYC adventure really tuckered him out!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOBY!
We neglected to feed the fabled dog living within QC’s servers and in its hunger, it chewed up half the content of some of our posts! That’s probably why some of our updates has only one instead of the usual multiple boner-raising QCollages.
Fear not, for there’d be no more “W.T.F.?” moments! We’ve pieced everything back in the way they should be and it’s time for you to catch up on the hot updates you may have missed. Go ahead and click on each thumbnail! 😀
… unless you are as flawless as Dillon Samuels. Poor Brian. He must have used up so many barf bags whilst browsing QueerClick. Maybe even when he’s walking down the streets.
Just who on earth is that perfect? Well, turns out we have Dillion in QC Archives. Go after the jump to check him out.
He’s a total stud muffin! He’s a beefy hunk! He’s one hot guy that lays on a red towel under the sun! Cheers to Randy Blue’s Derek Atlas for clinching the top position in the previous Pole Position! The competition was real stiff. After >950 votes, Derek edged out the brunette with crystal blue eyes, Sean Cody’s Nathan, by just 20 votes. So despite all the vocal QC readers who doesn’t appreciate their guys inked, there’s obviously a silent undercurrent somewhere sending in their love. *shhhh*
What’s on the menu this week you ask? Why, it’s a mix of new faces and regulars!
Hey QueerClickers, it’s your ol’ pal Chinpoko back with a nice poll for your asses. Get it? Pole? Asses? Ahh, what do you know about comedy!??
Last time we hung out, I asked you about New York Representative Anthony Wiener’s sext scandal. If you’ll remember he accidentally sent out a picture of his cock on Twitter and then a bunch more pics of him surfaced. He didn’t get laid by any of the women he sent pictures to, but he did lie about it and his wife is presumably upset—I would be too if I had a hot-assed husband like Weiner giving his cock to anybody but me—PATA! PATA! PATA!
12 percent of you found Weiner’s actions evil, corrupt, and sleazy; 20 percent of you found it foolish and dumb; 18 percent of you found the entire affair plain out distracting; and 20 percent of you thought it predictable and lame—I mean, hasn’t every politician had a sex scandal by now? Lastly, another 20 percent of you found his Weiner’s wiener incredibly hot, and so did I. Did you get a load of his body and big curved cock? PATA, PATA, PATA!
And talking about politicks, err, I mean politics, I have another political question for you this week.
You may not have known it, but this year marks Manhunt’s 10th anniversary. If you’ve never actually used the hook-up site, it’s kinda like crack—it’s quite addictive and WILL get you laid. And if you have any doubts about just how much action you can get on Manhunt, just look at how much action Manhunt gets every ten minutes.
Even if you’re an experienced Cassanova, we doubt that any QueerClicker has had 9,000 men wink at them. Our mailboxes are not stuffed with over 121,000 messages from our admirers and 7,500+ men haven’t shown us their genitals… well, unless you count all the hot guys on QueerClick and QCam.
All the action on Manhunt can make a guy feel pretty undersexed, but look at it this way—we’d probably think that any guy getting that much action is a total buttslut. Of course, a slut is just anyone who’s having more sex than you.
Sad news, QueerClickers. We just found out that 38-year-old Falcon and Southern Strokes performer Ethan Marc and 21-year-old BelAmi performer Evan Cobb both recently died in unrelated incidents.
J.C. Adams from the Porn News Times says that Marc died peacefully in Louisiana on May 17 surrounded by his extended family. Marc began doing porn in 1997 with All Worlds Video and then went on to work for Studio 2000, Jet Set Men, Falcon, Channel 1 Releasing, and most recently Southern Strokes.
Throughout his long career he also performed as Ethan Mark, Ethan Marke, Ethan Marks, Russ Leblanc, and Ethan S.. Adams shared his memories of Marc in his PNT obituary:
I interviewed and got to know Ethan during his first run through the adult business. He was compact and charming with a genuine interest and facility for performing. He was a dyed-in-the-wool exhibitionist and truly enjoyed a good, sweaty roll in the hay. I know he wrestled with his own demons. But his joyfulness—a certain irrepressible thrill at scratching that particular itch for others to watch and savor—is what should be remembered. And it’s what will stand the test of time, I think.
Bel Ami’s Evan Cobb took his own life on April 28, 2011. He started performing in 2009 and had his career tragically cut short by his own hand. So far there’s no word about how or why he killed himself. But the young performer reportedly worked as a professional dancer, masseur, and bar-back at one of Prague’s most popular gay bars. Most recently Cobb starred in very hot scenes where he starred as an incredibly, sensuous top.
Our thoughts go out to their families, friends, and fans.
Hey fellas, it’s Chinpoko again with another devious poll! Last week I asked your preferred method of revenge against an ex. Many of you QCommenters asked, “Where’s the option for moving on and finding someone better?” You are right—happiness is the BEST revenge!
But lacking that option, 20 percent of you choose to publish his sex photos, 17 percent of you chose to DESTROY HIM, and then the next two closest were destroying his property and hiding his keys, wallet, or phone. But we’re not suggesting YOU do any of that. After all, porn blogs should be about love… or at least getting off, not about violence and revenge. C’mere. Group hug!
Oh no. Now I have a boner… you guys!
This week we can’t wait to hear what you have to say about one of our favorite studios!
Hey everyone, it’s your favorite dick, Chinpoko — or at least I like to think so — with yet another exciting poll for your hole. Last week I asked what you thought about the Corbin Fisher half-barebacking scandal. If you remember, the boys fucked bareback for six minutes before putting on a condom. Then they fucked for three more minutes. I think it’s crazy; why bareback and then put on a condom? It makes no sense to me, but what did you think?
The Qcomments themselves deserve a read, but the results struck me most of all!
42 percent disapprove of the half-bareback “tease” (with half of that percentage strongly disapproving); 10 percent don’t care; and 48 percent enjoy it (with half of that percentage strongly enjoying it). It’s interesting our readership remains so divided on this issue, especially since straight porn seems to never use condoms — how curious!
But if last week’s poll made your blood rise, this week’s poll will absolutely send you through the roof!
What happens when you put a grown man with a PopTart for an arm in leotards and a cat mask on a stationary bike with a rainbow flag? This, apparently. Of course, his is just the live action version of this incredibly weird and cute web meme.
Why you big bunch of cum-guzzling sluts! When I asked you how many of you prefer to spit or swallow cum, 62% of you swallow, 29% of you let the cum go wherever, and the remaining 9% of you spit, which made me wonder, “How do you spit out someone’s cum in a way that’s sexy?” Perhaps the spitters can tell me!
But today we have a hot one! It involves steamy sex, studs, and a studio that has created controversy with its inconsistent condom use. Check it out!
Hey hey everyone! It’s Chinpoko again with results from our last poll! We asked what kind of body type you like best. And considering all the sexy porn stars we show is it any wonder that most QueerClickers prefer athletic and swimmer builds? Both bodies got about 25% of the vote. But take heart, our readers like “average guys” almost as much as they like musclemen (about 16% each) with cubs and bears coming in as the most preferred immediately following. So slim and twink guys take note: start gaining weight now and you’ll snag a QueerClicker faster than you can say “double cheeseburger.”
Talking about food, today’s question deals with a hot creamy dessert that men love!
This handy little infographic has all sorts of interesting sex facts to share with your lover in the post coital afterglow! For example, when someone calls you a sexy beast they’re not just complimenting how you make love, they might mean that you have sex for pleasure like a bonobo monkey or a dolphin. When you say “I came a gallon” you’re obviously exaggerating, but you’re also somewhat accurate as guys shoot 14 gallons worth of cum in a lifetime (and what a lifetime it is!). Plus who knew bee sex was so hot?!! Exploding genitals? Awesome!
Anyone who has gotten a used couch or a used butthole from Craigslist knows that you get what you pay for. So it’s no wonder that this attractive infographic of Craigslist’s M4M stats has so much dubious data. For example, it says that Minneapolis has 75% more sex than St. Paul, but not all M4M ads end in sex; most end in unanswered e-mails. It also says that fifty percent of all people in Atlanta have posted a sex ad on Craigslist. That means every other person you meet in Atlanta is trolling for digital cock—no, probably not. Oh well, at least on figure from Condomania confirms that Boston has all the big dicks… time to pack our shit!
