It seems that a majority of you arevehemently anti-poop! A good 61% of you won’t stand for a brown-out during sex. That’s understandable. The rest of you aren’t necessarily PRO-poop, you just won’t let a little mess ruin your sexual satisfaction. But no matter how you feel about it, this week’s poll will provide some good clean fun!
Hey everyone, it’s your old pal Chinpoko with an all new, fun, and naughty sex question! But before we start flinging the poo… last time I asked how you feel about “gay for pay” porn stars—after all, so many of them fill our gay porn constellations. 58% of you like gay for pay porn stars, 21% of you dislike them, and the remaining 21% don’t really care. I found that surprising because I always found that the gay-for-pay haters definitely sound off more loudly than the lovers. Maybe that’s because they complain specifically about that whereas gay for pay lovers just enjoy the sex and not just the gay for pay performers. I do have to agree though, I do hate it when a porn performer seems obviously disinterested or even keeps his eyes glue to a straight porn movie offscreen—there’s nothing less sexy than indifference.
But moving on, some of you might think my next question really stinks while others of you won’t mind so much, but that’s precisely the point! Check out my shitty question and my awesome poll after the jump!
In our last poll, we asked if porn studios should publish their model’s HIV statuses. 57% said no and 42% said yes. Of the NOs, 34% consider health a personal matter that should be kept private. Of the YESs, 20% think the porn industry needs to start dealing openly with HIV+ actors and 10% think openly positive actors could help raise awareness about the disease.
This time around though we have some bad news about porn actor Devin Draz—he’s been arrested for drug offenses. But do criminal arrests turn you off of porn stars or not? We have Draz’s story and the poll after the jump!
You gentlemen surprised me last week when I asked what scents you like on a man. Unsurprisingly most preferred the smell of cologne (25%) followed by soap (18%), sweat (17%), and then no smell at all (14%)… boring. But luckily about 10% of you like the smell of armpits and another 10% like the smell of musk on a man—now that’s what I’m talking about! I love getting a guy’s natural scent all over me like a horny animal! RAWR!
This week’s question may surprise you, namely because it’s based on a current news event threatening to turn the porn world upside down!
According to our last poll, about 60% of you would try sex in public and of the guys who wouldn’t, a majority of them are just afraid of being caught. To be honest, I have never had sex in public but I certainly would with an experienced guy. It seems kinda hot, dirty, and even a little political; radically reclaiming public space with gay sex—that’s what I’ll tell the judge at least!
For the last few weeks my questions have hit below the belt, but this week’s poll hits you square in the nose!
Click for larger image You already know where to findthe biggest dicks and horniest bottoms in the world and the world’s best and worst lovers, but this new map makes it even easier. Surprise surprise, the biggest ones are in South America and Africa; maybe men of color do have bigger dicks… or maybe they just lie more often. How was this data collected anyway? Shenanigans, we say.
It’s official! Most QueerClickers wear boxer briefs and briefs are 5% more popular than boxers. Plus, no QueerClickers wear lingerie… not a soul! Underwear are my fetish, but how about exhibitionism? After seeing the outrageous video store sex scene from Out In Public I found myself wondering how many of you are into that? Check out my question and my poll after the jump!
There’s a plethora of differently-sized dicks at QueerClick—and when I imagine them all hard and in a row, it’s like a mouth-watering all you can’t eat buffet… OM NOM NOM!!! PATA!! PATA!! PATA!! I’m hard just thinking about it.
Most of last week’s pollsters fell around 5 to 8 inches, with 6 and 7 getting a majority. But we also had some men on both ends of the beef scale—some small giants on one end and even some self-prociaimed 15-inchers on the heavy side… truth or fiction? But enough about meat…
I have a special place in my heart for this week’s question. It goes deep… deep into your most secret of places… deep in your underwear drawer!
Unless you have a thing for wizards, elves, and hobbits (and we know some of you nerdy freaks do) this excellent remix of exclamations from all three Lord of the Rings films should provide an excellent porn break. Of course, if you’re one of those aforementioned fanboys who get a sword in their pants over dwarves and paladins, then there’s a collection of sexy LOTR links below. See? We love you hot nerds!
Last week I asked a touchy question about whether you are pro or anti-circumcision. 30% of readers are pro, about 58% are anti, and 12% think that parents should decide. Truth be told, Chinpoko is uncircumcised and I love it! But I also love cut guys too. Heck, I just like dicks and besides, the guy they’re attached to matters a heck of a lot more than whether or not they have foreskin, amirite?
But this week, I thought I’d stay below the belt and just ask the most basic question there is. Check out the poll, after the jump!
Hey everyone! It’s me, Chinpoko back with the results of another probing question. Last week asked how many of you mix drugs and sex. Of the drug-loving QClickers, 8% use booze and smokes, 10% prefer viagra and poppers, and 15% love partaking in free-love weed and mushrooms. Of those who do not mix drugs with dicks, 16% consider sex a strong enough drug on its own while 35% think those who regularly mix the two should seriously think about why they feel the need to. Sound advice—so put that in your pipe and smoke it!
This week week question is a cut above the rest. It and the poll are after the jump!
If you suffer from a fear of spiders, we may have the cure! What if instead of hideously poisoning you, spider bites just gave you an insane boner? Well that’s just what the Brazilian banana spider does!
Its scientific name is phoneutria nigriventer, or as we like to pronounce it shamma-lamma-ding-dong. It’s about the size of a post-coital pack of cigarettes and tends to pop up on banana plantations, transport ships, and packing crates at your local Whole Foods.
The spider doesn’t bite very often—a University of Washington arachnoid expert says there’s only 7,000 documented bites with just 10 measly deaths—but the spider is still a jerk. It likes to wander around at night and hide during the day in your car and shoes. Plus its bite hurts like a bitch. But if you do get bitten, hold onto your panties because that where THE REAL FUN BEGINS!!!
A chemical component of the spider’s venom causes priapism (ie. awesome boners). If a Brazilian banana spider bites you, you’ll end up with an erection lasting several hours. Granted, this erection can be very uncomfortable, especially at the dinner table, and it can even result in impotence. But scientists are currently studying the toxin because it has proven to grant magical boners to men unaffected by Viagra!
So the next time you think about squashing a spider in your home, think about whether it could give you a penis of the Gods!!! And then squash it.
Don’t you hate it when you’re enjoying a good hearty meal and some Debby Downer starts blabbing about how meat is murder, processed ingredients ruin the environment, and globalized vegetable farming causes child labor? It may be true, but let us finish our Hungry Man microwave dinner in peace, GAWWW!!! Well, we just got news that our favorite midnight snack causes throat cancer. Way to ruin the fun, science.
According to Dr. Joykill* of Wisconsin (*not his real name), there’s been a rise in certain types of head and neck cancers among young and middle-age Americans—cancers that he believes are caused by slamming a hot dick in the back of your throat. His fun-slaughtering study says that “having six or more oral sex partners over a lifetime [was] associated with a 3.4 times higher risk for oropharyngeal cancer—cancers of the base of the tongue, back of the throat or tonsils.” He says the reason there’s an increase of these cancers is because young people love suckin’ on dongs and because of a little thing called HPV.
HPV or human papillomavirus is a virus that used to be famous for causing cervical cancer in women, but now it’s raising its celebrity stock by giving cancer to EVERYBODY!!! Oh Death, you tricky bastid! Now every time we suck a wee wee we’re gonna imagine putting our lips on the barrel of a gun. Maybe we can just all start using dental dams to give oral sex, just like the lesbians do. Or what about that HPV vaccine—can we just start giving it to everyone with a penis?
C’mon guys! Start thinking creatively so we can beat this thing. COCKSUCKERS UNITE!!!
Last week we asked you ifHIV+ porn actors should perform bareback and it looks like QueerClickers are just about split down the middle with 47% saying yes and 53% saying no. Interestingly, 20% of the “no” crowd said they’d be OK with HIV+ actors doing porn if they wore condoms during their shoots.
Did you hear about the big drug bust on a gay cruise that happened this last week? Aboard the Allure of the Seas with 5,400 passengers, officials arrested a 51-year-old guy with 142 ecstasy pills, three grams of meth, some Special K, and $51,000 in cash. Maybe he intended to use them all by himself… or to throw a massive drug orgy in his cabin… or to throw them into the ocean to celebrate his newfound sobriety. Maybe? Maybe not.
Read our question and take the poll… after the jump!
Corbin Fisher continues to cement its reputation as the suing-est sue company this side of Suesville. First they went after Jake Lyons for posting their pics on his “escort” profile and now they’re tracking down 40,000 alleged porn pirates and issuing them $1,900 fines… or else!
Apart from asking people to pay up before they’ve even been formally charged with a crime, they’re also locating folks via BitTorrent IP addresses—a method that may have some problems. IP addresses aren’t the most precise way to locate someone, meaning they could potentially fine the wrong person or find a bunch of dead ends from public WiFi hotspots at Starbucks and other places. Also some LGBT blogs think Corbin Fisher might potentially out closeted teens downloading gay porn on the sly to their parents. We’re not so sure about that, but maybe it’s time for anti-piracy studios to consider a new way forward. Porn magazines and studios already have trouble staying afloat in the digital age. Corbin Fisher isn’t the first studio to hunt down torrent pirates, but they’re probably spending lots of money on these mailed notices and lawyer threats just to risk being countersued by other wrongly targeted folks, having alleged offenders not pay, and leaving them to fight numerous court battles that will continue to garner unsavory press.
Instead of subscriptions could they consider trying an iTunes type store that lets people pay per scene on a controlled media player? That wouldn’t stop all the piracy, but it might get them enough newly interested fans and more money than their continued quest to hunt down thousands of alleged pirates.
Remember Owen from Sean Cody? According to rumor comment board, he may have lost his legs while in combat in Iraq. We’re not sure if it’s true, but one of the commenters posted a legless picture of him. We have the picture and links to his past work after the jump. Via
