When I asked you guys if you would everhave anonymous bareback sex, 65% of you said no and 35% of you said yes. I’m glad that you boys are keeping safe and using your heads… both of them! So imagine my surprise when I saw a familiar face suddenly back in the biz—Mason Wyler!
Now, if you remember, Wyler’s roommate outed him as HIV+ last August, a revelation that ignited a blogger war and got him excluded from Next Door’s GAYVN party. According to Fleshbot, Wyler’s blog is now defunct and he’s set to do live-cam shows on February 12th. But he also just popped up again as the bareback bottom in a new scene from Dark Alley Media’s Raw Fuck Club (which is kinda like Fight Club, except with bare dicks instead of fists).
So Wyler’s getting plugged bareback by the very sexy Owen Hawk and Brandon Hawk. But should he be? Or is it time that Wyler just hang up his porn hat and go seek another profession? Personally, we were sad to see Wyler go, but how do you feel about him barebacking? Let us know in the poll and the QComments after the jump!
Apple CEO Steve Jobs has proudly touted that his iPad will offer “freedom from porn” by offering no sexy applications in the Apple app store. But apps be darned because Lucas Entertainment CEO Michael Lucas has found a way to slip some hot sausage action into Mr. Jobs’ back door—by offering their porn content in an iPad friendly format.
Lucas said, “On the iPad, our website delivers the full screen convenience of getting off wherever you are because you never know when the mood will strike: on an airplane, at the beach, during family visits. Everyone needs a porn break.” Yes, whether you’re in a crowded airplane, a public beach, or sitting next to your grandmother at brunch, there’s no better time to whip out your cock and start beating off to Urine Fist Fest, Men in Stockings, or FARTS.
Publicly watching porn when you should be working, playing in the ocean, or helping grandma “let go” is creepy at best and illegal at worst. But as long as you excuse yourself to go and “read for a while in the bathroom”, the Lucas-iPad connection should make discreet wanking off easier than ever. Just remember to aim away from the screen.
Watching porn all the time can be quite hard—ha! That’s why we’re giving you this mind-blowingly amazeballs video to give your wood some rest. Don’t mind the German and Indian languages. The action starts at 0:27 and only gets better and Better and BETTER! Rolling balls of death, a wall of guns, and a psycho super snake are only the beginning of what’s been called “the most expensive movie ever made in India.” It’s cray-cray!
Seems thatwhen it comes to tattoos most QClickers prefer vanilla or rocky road. That is, our readers overwhelmingly prefer arm tattoos (32%) or none at all (28%). The most popular tattooed body part after that is the dick (6%). YOW!
But talking about dicks, here’s a topic that’ll surely get a rise out of some of you—anonymous bareback sex. We’ve written extensively about the issue, but now it’s your turn to sound off. The robots in the video above show just how dumb the concept “safe barebacking” can be. Nevertheless some studios continue to market condomless scenes and some men continue to have it.
So how about you? Would you ever have anonymous bareback sex? Vote in the poll and leave your QComments after the jump!
Before we get to last week’s results on dating someone with a tramp stamp, QCommenter Paul said, “How about you offer answers to YES in a way that doesn’t sound stupid? This whole poll is going to be skewed because of the way your arrogant ass can’t even PRETEND not to tip your hand.” He was right.
What can I say? I’m a dick. But I don’t wanna skew any polls or hurt any tramps. So let’s try this another way. 66% of the skewed poll respondents said they would never seriously date a man with a tramp stamp. But maybe tramp stamps are secretly sexy and I just don’t know it. So tell me, in this age of ultra-tatted studs like Logan McCree and Dirty Tony’s Aces where’s the sexiest place to get a tattoo?
For the record, I don’t have one, but it’s only because I have a lot of relatives whose tattoos have not aged well. Imagine a sexy pin up girl. Now imagine her faded with cellulite and moles. Yes… like that.
Leave your mark on Chinpoko’s poll after the jump!
Wowza! 62.21% of you would totally be in a bisexual threesome just to touch a hot dude. I knew it—you dirty dawgs! But some of you are getting tired of the bisexual questions, so I’ll point my dick back towards men’s asses.
Here’s the deal, Chinpoko is NOT into tramp stamps. You know what a tramp stamp is, right? It’s a tattoo in the small of a person’s back, just above their waistline. It looks kinda alright on drunk chicks in hip-huggers, and while some porn stars still manage to look hot with them, I could never seriously date anyone rocking a tramp stamp. Call me old-fashioned, but if he has to have one I’d prefer he have a tattoo over his cock rather than above his ass.
But how about you? Would you seriously date a tramp stamped man? Respond in our poll and QComments section, after the jump!
We already told you about one way that a worm can catch you some action, but here’s another way… just sprinkle some dead silkworm on your breakfast cereal. It’s true! And it only costs $800 per ounce!
The always trustworthy bastion of journalistic integrity known as the New York Post has more:
“Himalayan Viagra” works a little differently from the blue pill. There’s no immediate reaction, but sprinkle them on your corn flakes every morning and users swear it’ll make your bedsprings bounce.
The wonder drug—called “yarsagumba” or “dong chong xia cao”—can also be brewed into an anti-impotence tea. The insects come from the highlands of Nepal, where they are attacked by a beige fungus, cordyceps sinensis, that kills and entombs them.
Hoping to resurrect their love lives, older men are blowing wads of cash on the creepy caterpillar cocktails… the ingredient [used to sell] for a mere $6.50 decades ago, but the price has rocketed to half the price of gold in recent years [because] it’s hard to come by, and the demand for it is very high because of there’s a lot of hype…”
Sadly, there’s no proof that crushing up these murdered insects will actually make your dick or sex life any better and even a Chinese salesman who peddles the bugs in NYC says it’s not worth the $800. But blowing that kind of money on expensive crap will surely catch the attention of some gold-digging man-candy, and that kind of attention is bound to improve your sex life, if only for a few hours.
You nominated the finalists and the votes are in… Parker London is QC 2010’s Man of the Year! We’ve got tons of praise and adulation for the handsome fuckstud, but before we begin the love parade, let’s see how all our other finalists fared in the reader’s vote:
Someone get Parker London his own website! Scruffy and tattooed yet smooth-bodied and muscular (sounds like we’re describing a beer) he’s an all-around performer who’s fucked around with some of the biggest names in porn including furry fuckpup Trent Locke, hung manslut Mason Wyler, hung musclehunk Rod Daily, the adorkable Colby Keller, our ’08 Man of the Year Leo “the lion” Giamani, the amazing Adam Killian, and hung fuzzy twink Zach Alexander. In every performance his cock remains rock hard and throbbing throughout.
But his star-studded scenes aren’t the only reason we love him! Follow us after the jump and learn why he’s tops in our book!
Hello QueerClickers! Welcome to 2011! Team QC and the boys at Next Door Male wish everyone a happy 2011.
What are your plans and new year resolutions? We over at Orange Headquarters have lots of exciting plans laid out for the year ahead and we can’t wait to undress each and every one of them! That includes all the guys over at Next Door Male! 😛
From all of us at Team QC, here’s wishing everyone a Merry Merry Christmas! May all your dreams come true, wet or otherwise. Thanks for sticking with us through the years. We will be updating throughout the year end, X’mas and New Year included. At QC, the stream of porn doesn’t stop, even on holidays!
We have a little X’mas delight for you. Have fun and enjoy the hard candy. 😉
(Courtesy of Humplex)
We are only 2 weeks away from the end of 2010 and you know what that means! Yep, time for a new Man Of The Year! This year we are gonna let YOU do the honours. Nominations are open right now, and then we will shortlist 10 exemplary men for you to cast your precious vote on.
Let us know who deserves to be QC’s Man Of The Year 2010 in the comments section! Feel free to nominate more than one name. Have fun and we will check back on you guys in a few days.
“I just have to say, you guys have been rocking the past week or so. Great job!” ~ T Gainey
As QC matures into our 6th year, getting such emails are kinda rare. Which is why we wanna thank you Gainey, for taking time out to pop us a sweet lil cherry tart! We shall work harder in upping the ante on QC. =)
Okay it’s official blck niggers SHOULD NOT be allowed in strip club they do not spend money &do not have MONEY go figure it’s a free night
Hmmm… bad night at the club, Brock? He later went on to say in successive tweets, “I’m sorry was I to direct with my wording….sorru if thee facts are right… or let me guess can I say the word casuse I’m not black…get over it… K sorry if that was to direct 4 anyone…that may not have been proper wording…but I think some of you got the point.. point was to be direct rather than trying to cover the actual fact.”
Allow us to give you some career and social media advice, Mr. Richmond. 1) Nigger is not a synonym for “cheapskate.” 2) You can have a bad night at the club without insulting an entire race of people. 3) Using that word does little to endear you to your fans and makes us question what other racial slurs you’d use to describe the those who use the language scribed on your belly. Please choose your words a little more wisely next time.
Just sayin’…
Hey everyone, it’s your favorite dick again! It’s a new week and I am hungry for action. And talking about hunger, last week I asked how many of you use food during sex. Surprisingly about 56% of you do, especially if it’s just a little sweetener to make the hard stuff go down. Y’know what they say, just a teaspoon of sugar makes a rancid cock taste like candy cane… or something.
Having sex with food might sound pretty weird to some of you, but what about having sex with a woman? I know, right… GASP! How shocking. C’mon… Arpad Miklos did it once and he’s gay as blazes. And even I ‘ve had sex with a woman. I was a young rigid penis looking for a good time and I figured a few billion straight people can’t be wrong. I liked it but I don’t think I’ll ever go back.
So how about you?
We know just how hard it is to find a space to fuck in public. But finding a public place to masturbate should be easy, right? Just find a bathroom and go. Well, not for one enterprising young man. When he found himself turned on by all the fine honeys hanging at the Florida Wal-Mart, he did what any sensible man would do—he grabbed a Sports Illustrated swimsuit portfolio and went to spank it in the toy aisle.
28-year-old William Tyler Black apparently spunked onto the floor, swirled it around with his shoe, wiped his gooey hand on a toy light saber, and walked to the front of the store where an officer confronted him. Black claimed he was just shopping for a toy for his daughter and said, “I swear I’m not a pervert.” Then he offered to clean up his mess because he is a gentleman.
Instead of taking him up on his gracious offer, the police hauled him into jail for a month. In the end, Black copped a plea bargain where he will wear a GPS tracking anklet for 2 year to make sure he stays away from Wal-Marts and any place selling children’s toys. That’s not a bad deal seeing as going to Wal-Mart is its own punishment. But let that be a warning to all you would-be public masturbators—either go into a dressing room or to a bookstore instead.
Do you like one-night stands? How about infidelity, horror movies, alcoholism, gambling, and voting for liberals? Then congratulations! You may have DRD4, a gene that scientists say is linked to thrill seeking and an inclination towards new social situations.
A group of scientists recently took DNA samples and sexual histories from 171 young adults and found that those with the DRD4 gene variant were twice as likely to have a history of one-night stands than those without it.
Study researcher Justin Garcia said, “The motivation seems to stem from a system of pleasure and reward, which is where the release of dopamine comes in. In cases of uncommitted sex, the risks are high, the rewards substantial and the motivation variable—all elements that ensure a dopamine ‘rush.'”
Garcia added that having the gene doesn’t give you a free pass on being a complete buttslut who likes rum, poker, and Saw movies. Sure the gene may indicate a higher likelihood of thrill seeking, but he calls the gene “associative” meaning that personal responsibility and the effect of other genes and social factors still play a factor in whether or not you cheat on your boyfriend. You could just be a horrible person… or an awesome lay who know better than to waste it on just one person.
