Chinpoko Poll: Have You Ever Used Food During Sex?

Our last poll asked if you ever used animals for sex—what?! Don’t act all outraged, especially since a lot of you spent the day eating wet bread crumbs out of a decapitated bird’s ass. Anyway, you may be happy to know that 83.85% of you DON’T use animals for sex. And of the 16.15% that do, 11.34% of you only let your dog perform oral sex on you (which is much better than you performing oral sex on your dog).
Which reminds me of a joke: two women sit at a table and the first says, “I’m so embarrassed! I got drunk last night and blew Chunks.” The second woman says “Oh, that’s OK, I’ve gotten drunk and vomited plenty of times.” And the first woman says, “No, you don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.” Ba-dum!
But talking about animal abuse, I got this week’s question as a result of the Turkey Day festivities. I’m wondering, how many of you incorporate food into your sex life? Maybe a little syrup, a cucumber, whip cream, or maybe even some scalding chicken noodle soup! YOW! Lemme know and tell me your dirtiest food story in the QComments!