Last week I asked a touchy question about whether you are pro or anti-circumcision. 30% of readers are pro, about 58% are anti, and 12% think that parents should decide. Truth be told, Chinpoko is uncircumcised and I love it! But I also love cut guys too. Heck, I just like dicks and besides, the guy they’re attached to matters a heck of a lot more than whether or not they have foreskin, amirite?
But this week, I thought I’d stay below the belt and just ask the most basic question there is. Check out the poll, after the jump!
Hey everyone! It’s me, Chinpoko back with the results of another probing question. Last week asked how many of you mix drugs and sex. Of the drug-loving QClickers, 8% use booze and smokes, 10% prefer viagra and poppers, and 15% love partaking in free-love weed and mushrooms. Of those who do not mix drugs with dicks, 16% consider sex a strong enough drug on its own while 35% think those who regularly mix the two should seriously think about why they feel the need to. Sound advice—so put that in your pipe and smoke it!
This week week question is a cut above the rest. It and the poll are after the jump!
A good lay can be hard to find. Dating’s like an audition, the personals section is a crapshoot, and even if you get a guy in the sack who knows whether he’ll deliver. But luckily there’s a way to guarantee a good hard passionate fuck however you want it, whenever you want it—the Rocker Rider Fucking Ball.
Now maybe you’re thinking, “Big deal, it’s a dong attached to a beach ball.” And you’re right… but oh so wrong. First off, the attached dong makes a fine dildo on its own—it’s firm but yielding, just like a good middle school principal. It’s also veiny and pretty thick. I got the 6-inch model thinking “Sounds easy.” Haha, guess again! It’s the thickest six inches you’ve ever taken and you’ll shudder with delight as your feel the shaft sliding deep in your hole. There’s also an 8-inch model which my ass can’t even imagine taking, though I’m sure some of you gents would love it.
But the ball is where the real fun is! Just attach the dong to the inflatable ball and you’re in for the ride of your life. Back up, bounce on it, put it against a bunch of pillows and fuck yourself hard. You can even change positions and pivot while riding balls deep. The ball really gives you a wide range of motion so you won’t have to stop and start again any time you wanna change positions.
I used my Rider Rocker for an entire night and gave myself a good, hard, thorough fucking to rival even the most demanding top. By the end I found myself covered in sweat, lube, and cum and ready to take on a big boy. There’s no better sex partner than yourself and Rider Rocker Fucking Ball makes a great companion until the right guy comes along (and maybe even longer)!
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Before we get to last week’s results on dating someone with a tramp stamp, QCommenter Paul said, “How about you offer answers to YES in a way that doesn’t sound stupid? This whole poll is going to be skewed because of the way your arrogant ass can’t even PRETEND not to tip your hand.” He was right.
What can I say? I’m a dick. But I don’t wanna skew any polls or hurt any tramps. So let’s try this another way. 66% of the skewed poll respondents said they would never seriously date a man with a tramp stamp. But maybe tramp stamps are secretly sexy and I just don’t know it. So tell me, in this age of ultra-tatted studs like Logan McCree and Dirty Tony’s Aces where’s the sexiest place to get a tattoo?
For the record, I don’t have one, but it’s only because I have a lot of relatives whose tattoos have not aged well. Imagine a sexy pin up girl. Now imagine her faded with cellulite and moles. Yes… like that.
Leave your mark on Chinpoko’s poll after the jump!
Merry day after Christmas everyone! It’s me, your favorite dick Chinpoko. My last poll asked you if you’ve ever had sex with a woman and the answers may surprise you. 43.23% of all QueerClickers polled have had sex with women and of those 15% identify as bisexual! Think of that next time you wonder who likes Corbin Fisher’s bisexual tag teams. And even 15% of the rest of the men who have never fucked a women would do it or at least jerk off thinking about doing it. That means that at least 60% of our QCommunity has at one time or another gotten wood for women. What fun! And you thought this was just a blog for gay men.
And talking about bisexual threesomes, Chinpoko has recently found himself in a perplexing situation. I have a bisexual friend who occasionally makes out with me while drunk. He’s hot, handsome, and has a big dick (I should know as I’ve jerked and sucked it a few times). Recently, things have cooled off between us, but he has asked several times if I’d be willing to tag team a girl with him. Now, I’m not crazy about the idea of fingering and eating out a woman, but I’d consider doing it if it meant I got to eat my friend’s ass and choke down his fat dick again. In fact, I’m getting hard right now just thinking about it.
So what would you do? Would you get with a girl just to get with the guy your really wanna be with? Let us know after the jump!
Hey everyone, it’s your favorite dick again! It’s a new week and I am hungry for action. And talking about hunger, last week I asked how many of you use food during sex. Surprisingly about 56% of you do, especially if it’s just a little sweetener to make the hard stuff go down. Y’know what they say, just a teaspoon of sugar makes a rancid cock taste like candy cane… or something.
Having sex with food might sound pretty weird to some of you, but what about having sex with a woman? I know, right… GASP! How shocking. C’mon… Arpad Miklos did it once and he’s gay as blazes. And even I ‘ve had sex with a woman. I was a young rigid penis looking for a good time and I figured a few billion straight people can’t be wrong. I liked it but I don’t think I’ll ever go back.
So how about you?
I don’t know about you fine folks, but I’ve been up all night fucking. OK, not all night… maybe just about a couple of hours, but still… I am worn out! Yet because I love all of you (almost) as much as I love plugging boy-poon, I still managed to track down this week’s hottest porn finds and this week’s round-up includes Civil War sex, old-fashioned handjobs, and Keebler Elves! Wow! So grab your lover and some lube because it’s time for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!! New York Straight Men: Aaron and Tony RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Good job, NYSM. Your scenes used to feature an out-of-shape guy sucking a hot guy’s dick and those scenes always confused me—should I focus on the hot guy and just ignore his homely friend? Does that make me shallow? Am I just jealous?
All I want in a good scene is hot men and lots of cock. This time, NYSM delivers both. Now, it has its limitations, after all this is more of a mutual jerk-off than the long, sensuous suck scenes NYSM normally puts out. But both Aaron and Tony are furry, sexy, and have bodies that are nice to watch but not overly perfect.
And what’s best about is that they genuinely act like twohot guys who just wanted some hug and tug. They kiss, suck some dick, and when they start pumping each other’s cocks, you can tell how genuinely turned on they are by the way their bodies convulse with their eyes roll back into their heads.
It all ends with two very satisfying cum shots which just goes to show you don’t need a lot of fuss to make a hot jerk-off scene—just get two big-dicked men with a little sexual tension and viola! Cum! UNIQUE: Furry, sexy, big-dicked guys get hard, throbbing, and leaking while jerking one another to completion. Not since college have mutual handjobs felt this good. NOT SO CHIC: The guys spend a lot of time awkwardly jerking each other off while facing the camera. NYSM should stick to the floating cam and just let them at one another.
Our last poll asked if youever used animals for sex—what?! Don’t act all outraged, especially since a lot of you spent the day eating wet bread crumbs out of a decapitated bird’s ass. Anyway, you may be happy to know that 83.85% of you DON’T use animals for sex. And of the 16.15% that do, 11.34% of you only let your dog perform oral sex on you (which is much better than you performing oral sex on your dog).
Which reminds me of a joke: two women sit at a table and the first says, “I’m so embarrassed! I got drunk last night and blew Chunks.” The second woman says “Oh, that’s OK, I’ve gotten drunk and vomited plenty of times.” And the first woman says, “No, you don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.” Ba-dum!
But talking about animal abuse, I got this week’s question as a result of the Turkey Day festivities. I’m wondering, how many of you incorporate food into your sex life? Maybe a little syrup, a cucumber, whip cream, or maybe even some scalding chicken noodle soup! YOW! Lemme know and tell me your dirtiest food story in the QComments!
In our last poll, 77.85% of polled QueerClickers love facials (16% prefer to give, 12% like receiving, and about 50% like it both ways). The rest of you don’t like facials which makes me wonder, what happens when you meet a guy who LOVES facials? Do you just let him cum on your chest as a compromise or do you have him sploot on the face of a Cabbage Patch doll instead? Different strokes, eh?
Now let’s talk really different. We at QC love Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno series. While exploring the sex lives of insects and sea creatures she often reveals interesting parts of human sexuality. But sometimes human sexuality can be quite beastly! Not only do men sometimes fuck like wild animals (using every hole and body part just like the dolphins do), but sometimes people even incorporate wild animals into their sex!
Personally, I’m not for bestiality. Heck, most of you folks won’t even masturbate around your housepets, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t once let my dog lick shower water from my balls. WHAT?!! I was a teenager and besides, it’s not like I’m the only one! Anyway… have at it, boys!
