QCA TV Quickie: Isabella Rossellini Shows You How Bedbugs Do It

You may have heard of the bedbug takeover of Manhattan. It’s true—pretty soon they’ll learn how to open doors, drive cars, and shoot guns… which means we’re all fucked. So you might as well start learning about your insect overlords now.
That’s where Isabella Rossellini comes in. Her Green Porno series made her a bit of an expert on how common bugs and ocean creatures do the nasty. Now she’s gonna show you how to get it on bedbug style. All you need is a penis-knife, a bedded victim, and about 200 eggs… easy, right? Hope you like “traumatic insemination.”
It may sound icky, but it could be worse. You could be a water skimming bug and have your sexual partners threaten to kill you if you don’t spread your legs. Then again, maybe some of you boys are already in similar relationships. Time to call the Orkin man!