QC FYI: World Penis Size Map Makes Sex-cation Planning Easy!

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You already know where to find the biggest dicks and horniest bottoms in the world and the world’s best and worst lovers, but this new map makes it even easier. Surprise surprise, the biggest ones are in South America and Africa; maybe men of color do have bigger dicks… or maybe they just lie more often. How was this data collected anyway? Shenanigans, we say.