Chinpoko Poll: Does Accidental Poop During Sex Freak You Out?

Hey everyone, it’s your old pal Chinpoko with an all new, fun, and naughty sex question! But before we start flinging the poo… last time I asked how you feel about “gay for pay” porn stars—after all, so many of them fill our gay porn constellations. 58% of you like gay for pay porn stars, 21% of you dislike them, and the remaining 21% don’t really care. I found that surprising because I always found that the gay-for-pay haters definitely sound off more loudly than the lovers. Maybe that’s because they complain specifically about that whereas gay for pay lovers just enjoy the sex and not just the gay for pay performers. I do have to agree though, I do hate it when a porn performer seems obviously disinterested or even keeps his eyes glue to a straight porn movie offscreen—there’s nothing less sexy than indifference.
But moving on, some of you might think my next question really stinks while others of you won’t mind so much, but that’s precisely the point! Check out my shitty question and my awesome poll after the jump!

A few weeks back in Pataporn with Chinpoko, my “Freak of the Week” pick included the scene above featuring what I thought was massive amounts of poo. But when we talked to the studio, they explained that it’s merely lube staining their brown sheets. “Please stop using brown sheets!” we said… and it seems they took our advice. Wise move!
But what about real poop? To be honest, even as an avid pre-sex doucher I’ve still had the occasional brown-out while getting plowed. Some guys have freaked out and stopped the sex altogether, while others have been less bothered and shrug it off. Shit happens, as they say. But what do you do when the shit hits the fan, er, bed? Be sure to vote and share your excremental experiences in the QComments section!