She Speaks!

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So the pop-tart enbattled princess has decided to speak to us (that ever dwindling number of her fans) by deciding to place another note on her site addressing head on what a trainwreak she is. We quote:
Dear Fans,
It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.
The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me,” I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free.” I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
Love,
Britney
Yeah thats right, you better beg for forgiveness. And for for the love-of-Pete, SPIT OUT THE GUM WHEN IN PUBLIC!
Is it just us, or does the timing of this note have anything to do with what might be going down with her ex? Ummm ….They say Dunzo’s come in three.

06 Jan 07 By harris 12 Comments

More Dunzo!

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Singer Justin Timberlake has split from actress Cameron “Pizzaface” Diaz, Star Magazine reports. The magazine, on newsstands this week, claims Timberlake told friends: “We’re done.”
Timberlake, 25, and Diaz, a crusty 34, started dating in 2003 after meeting at the Kid’s Choice Awards. The couple spent the holiday season apart, according to Star. The magazine quotes sources who claim Timberlake pulled the plug on their relationship after “a serious discussion that ended with Justin deciding that his days with Cam were numbered.” Star reports that while partying at a nightclub in Memphis on Dec. 23, Timberlake told friends “the breakup is for keeps.” The good news is that JT may be back on the market and hopefully we’ll be seeing more of his sexyback.

05 Jan 07 By aaron 6 Comments

Dunzo!

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Hollywood conundrum: How does a highly rated, much talked about TV show go from kudos to cancellation in just 4 seasons? Because it’s on Fox. I’m really floored that the network announced late this afternoon that the teen soaper The O.C. will broadcast its final episode on February 22nd. That first season, I thought this 90210 wannabe was very watchable because of breakouts Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson. The second season, well, wasn’t as good because it focused too much on the parents’ problems. Then it began the exploitative lesbian scenes intended to titillate audiences, and everything went to hell after that, including a major series’ no-no: killing off one of the leads. Mischa Barton may have been a wooden actress, but her character was pivotal to the overall plot. As for that other lead, Ben McKenzie, he never had the acting chops to engage the audience. Think about it: did the guy ever once show an authentic facial expression? Plus, the bitches and himbos on MTV’s Laguna Beach series — aka The Real O.C. –kinda made the fictionalized O.C. seem tame. This year’s ratings have stunk (for its first seven Thursday airings, The O.C. has averaged fewer than 4 million viewers per episode, off from last year’s 5.7 million per episode), but so have the ratings of nearly everything on Fox. The execs made the announcement of The O.C.’s death this afternoon. New shows will keep airing until the series’ finale. (Spoilers should turn up first here.) Granted, I read on the Internet that Fox only ordered 16 episodes this season, a major dip for a series that had delivered over-sized runs of 27, 24 and 25 episodes in its first three years. In addition, Fox held The O.C. back for a November premiere and launched it in the brutal Thursday time period opposite ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy, CBS’ CSI, and NBC’s so-called comedy block. (As for those rumors that The O.C. might move over to The CW network, probably no truth in them.) Really, I don’t understand why News Corp. doesn’t just shut down everything on Fox except American Idol (because no one’s watching anything else there) and fire all the lame TV suits and development execs. Oh Gawd, now we will never get to see Ben McKenzie naked! But at least there is here, and here for some Ben lovin’.

05 Jan 07 By harris 11 Comments

Appear in “The L Word”!

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From now until January 8th, fans of “The L Word” can bid online for a chance to appear in an upcoming episode of the hit Showtime series (season four debuts this Sunday)!
The highest bidder and a friend will receive walk-on roles and VIP backstage treatment, including meeting the actors on set, lunch with the crew, and a guided tour of The L Word’s Vancouver, Canada set.
Best of all, 100% of proceeds from the eBay auction will go directly to Queer Lounge, a non-profit organization dedicated to building mainstream audiences for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender films and filmmakers.
Hailed by The Hollywood Reporter as “ground zero for activity surrounding the [gay] films” at Sundance, Queer Lounge creates a hub at major film festivals where LGBT filmmakers and artists can connect with industry leaders, audiences, and each other.
To bid today go to this link or type in the words “L Word Walk On” at ebay.com.

04 Jan 07 By Editor D Write a comment!

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His lawyers came aknocking 10 minutes ago, and rather than risk our orange arses to try and spread a lil X’mas cheer around, get flak from you guys, and get rammed by some legal stick, we thought it’s best we remove the contents of this post, along with the comments which mention his name. Apparently, mentioning a celebrity’s name now needs prior authorization. You think he’ll approve if we asked nicely if we could post a likeness of him in an erected state? We didn’t think so too. So there, case closed. Everyone’s happy.

18 Dec 06 By Editor D 4 Comments