He-whose-name-shall-not-be-mentioned Frontal Nude Disappears

His lawyers came aknocking 10 minutes ago, and rather than risk our orange arses to try and spread a lil X’mas cheer around, get flak from you guys, and get rammed by some legal stick, we thought it’s best we remove the contents of this post, along with the comments which mention his name. Apparently, mentioning a celebrity’s name now needs prior authorization. You think he’ll approve if we asked nicely if we could post a likeness of him in an erected state? We didn’t think so too. So there, case closed. Everyone’s happy.