We’ve been monitoring the gallery traffic and new registrations and boy, they’ve gone up the roof! Thanks for your support!
Apart from the SQL connection limit being busted on occasion (we’re up to a ceiling limit of 3000 concurrent connections, so fingers crossed we don’t get more than that number of people surfing the gallery at the same time!), everything seems to be well-oiled. Keep testing the system out for us by voting, leaving your comments, and uploading new pictures (JadeDragon, SonnyVB, Cozmos, Edenl thanks for the new additions. Dargarion & MF – where are you guys? We miss your wonderful submissions!)
Oh! Those of you who’ve written in about not receiving the gallery activation email, please try looking for it in your junk folder. Our nice lil email (and your ticket to the eye candy store) gets treated like dirt by some email service providers. Haha!
Have fun folks, and we hope this weekend is a lil sweeter for y’all. =)
We know, we know…It’s taken two friggin’ months. (cue: Madge’s “Sorry”)
Trust us, we’ve waited so long our balls are so full of cum they’re grazing the floor by now!
We’ve finally completed the mammoth migration of the Eye Candy Store. That’s a whopping 10282 images/429 pages of gorgeous, groin burning pretty pixels.
We shall continue to add HQ pictures to the gallery and it’s our aim to build a gallery that no one can resist joining. It’s costly to run a gallery like that and we still believe in giving free access to you lovelies. But if you are so kind to wanna say thank you to us, we urge you to pick up a QC Tee and look sexy in it! Any small profit we make outta the tees will go a long way in keeping this site alive. =) No obligations though!
Alright, have fun with the gallery!! Update: We’ve been experiencing some technical issues (on and off) since the completion of the migration. Mainly database connection problems. Yup, insert BIG SIGH. But we’re hanging in there and have been working round the clock over the past couple of days and we need your help to log into your accounts and test out the system. Vote, comment, upload pictures, work it! Thanks y’all!
Hey guys, just to let you know that we’ve put (our overworked) QueerCliku’s editor, WD, on a 3-week holiday. QueerCliku shall resume when he’s got his mojo recharged. =)
In the meantime, we’re working on another QueerClick spin-off. Guess what language it’ll be in?
For some, there’s nothing better than spending hours edging your cock, watching porn, trying to time your cumshot to a hot one on screen in some video but not pulling the trigger, riding the edge through scene after scene, disc after disc, hunk after hunk…
… till you’re dripping wet with precum, dick head in a raging purple, cock veins bulging, piss hole gaping, balls aching, body screaming, mind woozy, stroking, slowly stroking, waiting for the perfect moment when the time is right… so you can let yourself go over the edge into orgasmic oblivion unleashing creamy torrents of white-hot nectar built up under pressure for days on end.
So, is there anyone who’s into these sports in the house? What’s the longest time you’ve ever gone without cumming?
Whatever it is, we’re pretty sure you won’t beat Andy’s record! The dude hasn’t cum since September 2004! That’s a freaking 1 year and 4 months… and counting!!
We must admit that ploughing through the forum posts, reading about everyone’s denial (and then explosive) experiences, makes it really inviting to hang up the cum rag and join in the fun!
… SO… a couple of us from the QC Team have decided to go on a self-imposed Orgasm Denial Challenge. Okay, we know we will NEVER beat Andy’s record. Let’s not be overly ambitious. We’ll try to hold back our pistols till the end of the month. It’s going to be a tough nut to crack (pun intended) seeing that we’ll still be watching tons of hot guys wanking off and tooling one another everyday. Somebody’s gotta keep QC updated, right! We’ll keep everyone posted of our progress and pleasureable torment every now and then. Wish us luck and mental strength! We’re not sure if there’s anyone out there who might wanna partake in this exercise. If you do, drop us a note in the comment section, and we’ll keep an eye on you!
And the prize for those who can last through the challenge? Well, the fireworks, of course! LOL.
This is crazy, we’re already too turned on by the whole idea to be able to type. If you’d excuse us, we need to go wank off take a cold shower! Previously: Prostrate Milking at Hetero Handjobs by Jill. New Site Discovery! – Hetero Handjobs by Jill. Danou.
We found a lovely jubbly surprise present from QC fan, Ismael, earlier today. Ismael is a very talented (as many of the QC readers are!) illustrator based in Spain.
We wanna say a BIG THANK YOU!! Thanks for sending love in sucha nice piece of work (and with gas too!). It brought smiles to our faces. =) Check out more of Ismael’s brilliant illustrations here.
That’s right, buddy! But lube’s not provided!
A lil update about the Gallery section as we get inundated with many emails each day asking about the progress of the migration. Here’s what’s happening: we have experienced a problem with the database import from the old server and we thought for a long time the database was corrupted (NOOOOOO!!!). Then we realised the new server was running a different version of MySQL. We’ve reinstalled that and reimporting the database now. Wish us luck, and thanks for your patience.
Hey hey hey! The Broke Mac Mountain video we posted on YouTube last week ended up being the Most Watched Video for the week!
Thanks for the support guys! And hello to all those poppin’ over from YouTube. Sorry if we gave you a fright. Hardcore is our middle name. Haha!
