We’ve been keeping an eye on Joe “Jailbait” Jonas for quite some time and as soon as he turned 18, we started posting items about his sexy bits—Joe’s big cock, his sexy abs, and onstage boner. But now we’re turning our sites on his bootylicious brother Nick. Nick’s an all-American boy who enjoys apple pie, the National Anthem, and of course baseball. The boy doesn’t even have to play well, he makes any team look good by just standing around and showing off his amazing ass in stretch pants. But imagining him hitting a homerun with his Louisville slugger and then rounding the bases with those shapely nalgas makes us wanna get to homebase with the baseball beauty—take us out to his ballgame!
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Cincinnati Bengals NFL player Chad Ochocinco (born Chad Javon Johnson) is tattooed electric sex, which is probably why the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) got him to model for their latest “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaign. We mean, just look at him. We’d rather wear him than fur too. Apparently to make their point however, they got Ochocinco to also shave the fur around his cock. Or maybe he had already shaved it seeing as he also posed naked on ESPN magazine.
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Lucimar Ferreira da Silva (aka Lucio) is a Brazilian footballer known for playing strong defense. But after these pics get out, he’ll also be known for having an uncut cock that’s a nice size even when flaccid. He won the 2002 World Cup and so it’s fitting that we’d like to reward him with a cup of our own, namely a nice warm cup where he can soak his teabags. We’re also open to giving some nice long nude massages for his sore muscles and preparing quality tossed salads. Health is so important for soccer players, y’know? And we’ve all just become his biggest fans.
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We’re guessing you don’t watch much Polish basketball, but you may change your mind after seeing basketball player Iwo Kitzinger naked. This amazingly fit real sports star is known as a bit of a bad boy in his home country from tussles with the law and his frequent movements between different teams. Here he is showing off a gloriously tattooed back with his ass fully on show. See more of him and many more sportsmen exposed at Ruggerbugger.com!
Leave it to the French to cover their rugby stars in powder and make them skip through sand dunes and lay down naked upon horses while they play classical violin and shoot erotic photos for their annual Dieux du Stade calendar. Naked men and horses… quell artistique! The Dieux du Stade calendar is quite possibly the gayest athletic calendar we have ever seen, but it’s also hands down the ottest. And all their shapely butts and biceps have our balls aching for some on-field action of our own, especially if it involves getting dirty in a maniple for control of their balls—game on! More Dieux du Stade on QC: Steve Tabary in the Dieux de Stade Calendar The Making of Dieux du Stade DVD Calendar Madness:Dieux du Stade January Dieux du Stade 2006 First Look: Dieux du Stade 2008 The Making of Dieux Du Stade Calendar
We already love Becks because of how often he shows off his ample bulge and briefs. But who knew the guy also has a sense of humor? Watch as Ellen Degeneres tells Beckham to make strange demands of an unsuspecting masseuse while he sits around shirtless—very tasty! Too bad Ellen’s a daytime show or else we might have been able to see Becks get a happy ending.
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