Sexy Becks turns us on even off-field when he’s just changing in his tight undies. Just look at that delicious soccer ass (we’d love to bury our faces in it) and that bulge! His wife once said he has a dick like a tailpipe—after seeing these pics, we’re beginning to think his Armani underwear ads weren’t padded. Of course, we’d gladly take those undies off just to check for ourselves.
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Ruggerbugger has caught a big one! Florian Fritz is a French rugby union player accidentally caught full frontally naked in the locker room. This beefy rugged sports star has an aggressive reserved manner, but Ruggerbugger has caught him in an unguarded moment when he was changing. And boy, doesn’t he have a large cock and a healthy looking pair of balls?
Thanks to HotJocks for this shot of Major League Baseball player Matt Holliday of the St. Louis Cardinals showing some VPL while running back to the dugout—very tasty!
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David Beckham yada, yada, soccer player, blah, blah. LOOK AT THAT BULGE!!!
You can see his actual uncut knob here and more of his lovely bulge here, here, here, here, and here (not that we’re obsessed or anything).
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Brett Favre’s penis not onlymade it onto QC this week but also onto an animated Taiwanese news segment. Not only did they did they make him look cartoon sexy but they also turned the creepy story of him harassing women with unsolicited cock pics into something amusing, kinda like a Tex Avery cartoon where the insatiable poon-wolf chases down every piece of tail he sees. The only drawback? Favre’s real-life antics could end in a lawsuit.
Now for your enjoyment, here’s a video of Favre getting socked in the dinger with a football—live by the sport, die by the sport.
Former New York Jets football player Brett Favre (who just turned 41 yesterday) offered a teary apology to his Minnesota Viking teammates today for sending blurry pics of his half-erect cock to Jenn Sterger, a former Florida State University cheerleader turned in-house reporter for The Jets. Here’s how it went down:
Favre’s time in Green Bay is littered with stories about his boozing and carousing. But gray-haired Favre? Oh yeah, she said. Sterger said that Favre first began to call her early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail. She played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Brett turning on the Mississippi simpleton charm on his way to practice giving Jenn a friendly good ol’ boy hello to a pretty lady. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.
Sterger claimed she spurned Favre’s advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn’t think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team’s highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn’t think there wasn’t anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.
Favre has a reputation for boozing, carousing, and texting his genitals to women despite being married. But we didn’t know whether those pics belonged to his prick until today when he went all Weepy McBlubber. But in other sporno news, according to the New York Post Sam Wagner the founder of HotPrisonPals.com “posted a black-and-white photo of a man he [Wagner] claims is Mickey Mantle—in the prime of his Hall of Fame career with the Yankees—standing in front of his locker fully, frontally naked.” Is it real? Decide for yourself:
We’re calling “shenanigans” on this one because of the questionable lighting and manscaping (did guys even shave their pubes back then?). But we’ll tell you what’s not fake: Joe DiMaggio’s penis. And he didn’t cry about it when it hit the innerwebs either, though that was probably because he was dead. The fact that you’re looking at it now makes you a bit of a necrophiliac… pervert.
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Ruggerbugger has always got their eye on the game to capture the hottest accidental exposures in sports. With all that tackling and scrumming on the field it’s inevitable that these guys’ big muscular asses will be revealed when their shorts are accidentally tugged down. This is why Ruggerbugger has caught some of the most famous and highly paid sportsmen in the world exposed!
We will never ever get bored of jerking off over Cristiano. He makes it easy ‘cos he’s totally fuckable and looks hotter and hotter as he gets older and more masculine. Ruggerbugger has a brand new video of the footballing megastar stripped down and showing off a very fine looking pair of underwear. Watching this video, we can’t help but admire his bulging underpants whilst desperately wanting him to strip them off and pull out his huge cock and balls. Download the video and find loads more sexy material of Ronaldo at Ruggerbugger.