Ruggerbugger: Anthony Modeste

Anthony Modeste at Ruggerbugger
Ruggerbugger has a very revealing video of French Bordeaux FC Anthony Modeste receiving an intimate sports massage. At 22 years old this footballer is already a multi-millionaire and it’s vital he keeps that winning body at peak physical condition. The lucky masseur rubs his muscular body down fully and makes sure to get that tricky bit of muscle which hides beneath the elastic band of Modeste’s underwear. Watch the video of this and many more athletes revealed at Ruggerbugger.

30 Oct 10 By redmonkey Write a comment!

David Beckham’s Bulge And Butt In Briefs

David Beckham's Bulge And Butt In Briefs
Sexy Becks turns us on even off-field when he’s just changing in his tight undies. Just look at that delicious soccer ass (we’d love to bury our faces in it) and that bulge! His wife once said he has a dick like a tailpipe—after seeing these pics, we’re beginning to think his Armani underwear ads weren’t padded. Of course, we’d gladly take those undies off just to check for ourselves.
For more celebrity bulges, check out Male Celebrities and The Bulge Report!

27 Oct 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Brett Favre’s Penis Joins The Tiger Woods And Bill Clinton Club


Brett Favre’s penis not only made it onto QC this week but also onto an animated Taiwanese news segment. Not only did they did they make him look cartoon sexy but they also turned the creepy story of him harassing women with unsolicited cock pics into something amusing, kinda like a Tex Avery cartoon where the insatiable poon-wolf chases down every piece of tail he sees. The only drawback? Favre’s real-life antics could end in a lawsuit.
Now for your enjoyment, here’s a video of Favre getting socked in the dinger with a football—live by the sport, die by the sport.

15 Oct 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

A Sad Brett Favre And Dead Mickey Mantle Really Want To Show You Their Penises

Brett Favre Penis New York Jets Deadspin
Former New York Jets football player Brett Favre (who just turned 41 yesterday) offered a teary apology to his Minnesota Viking teammates today for sending blurry pics of his half-erect cock to Jenn Sterger, a former Florida State University cheerleader turned in-house reporter for The Jets. Here’s how it went down:

Favre’s time in Green Bay is littered with stories about his boozing and carousing. But gray-haired Favre? Oh yeah, she said. Sterger said that Favre first began to call her early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail. She played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Brett turning on the Mississippi simpleton charm on his way to practice giving Jenn a friendly good ol’ boy hello to a pretty lady. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.

Sterger claimed she spurned Favre’s advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn’t think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team’s highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn’t think there wasn’t anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.

Favre has a reputation for boozing, carousing, and texting his genitals to women despite being married. But we didn’t know whether those pics belonged to his prick until today when he went all Weepy McBlubber. But in other sporno news, according to the New York Post Sam Wagner the founder of HotPrisonPals.com “posted a black-and-white photo of a man he [Wagner] claims is Mickey Mantle—in the prime of his Hall of Fame career with the Yankees—standing in front of his locker fully, frontally naked.” Is it real? Decide for yourself:
Mickey Mantle penis fake
We’re calling “shenanigans” on this one because of the questionable lighting and manscaping (did guys even shave their pubes back then?). But we’ll tell you what’s not fake: Joe DiMaggio’s penis. And he didn’t cry about it when it hit the innerwebs either, though that was probably because he was dead. The fact that you’re looking at it now makes you a bit of a necrophiliac… pervert.
As usual, if you’re scoping for celebrity peen, check out Cinemale, Male Celebrities, and The Bulge Report!

11 Oct 10 By paperbagwriter 15 Comments

French Soccer Player Scores With His Pants Down


If soccer wants more gay fans, here’s one way.
And here are a few other ways on QC:
The Zebra-Thonged, Moob Man Provides Well-Deserved Break From Soccer
Are Argentina’s Gay Soap Opera Footballers Based On Real Life Players?
QCA Comedy Quickie: Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
He Might Have Scored, Butt…
Soccer Takes Balls
Well Done… Here’s A Goose In The Balls!
QC FYI: Soccer + Viagra = More Scoring?
Prince WIlliam Soccer Playing Bulge

08 Oct 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Ruggerbugger: Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo at Ruggerbugger
We will never ever get bored of jerking off over Cristiano. He makes it easy ‘cos he’s totally fuckable and looks hotter and hotter as he gets older and more masculine. Ruggerbugger has a brand new video of the footballing megastar stripped down and showing off a very fine looking pair of underwear. Watching this video, we can’t help but admire his bulging underpants whilst desperately wanting him to strip them off and pull out his huge cock and balls. Download the video and find loads more sexy material of Ronaldo at Ruggerbugger.

02 Oct 10 By redmonkey 3 Comments