The Zebra-Thonged, Moob Man Provides Well-Deserved Break From Soccer

We dunno about you, but all the sexy asses at the World Cup tired us out. Soccer’s great, but sometimes you need a break. Just ask this zebra-thonged moob man. He recently ran onto the field of a Brazilian soccer match after Sao Paolo scored a goal against the Santos Football Club. He waved a red shirt while wearing a black and white thong, but was he supporting the Sao Paolo team by outrageously displaying their colors or was he mocking them?
And are those chest implants or does he have gynecomastia (a condition that gives male breasts extra fatty tissue)? Maybe he’s friends with MOOBS Gone Wild! So many unanswered questions…
Via Tabloid Prodigy