Moobs Gone Wild!

We know some of you don’t like female breasts, but we had to share this with you. You know how some people say, “Leave well enough alone?” Here’s a guy who should have taken that advice. He’s already kinda cute in a jock douchebag kinda way, but those new boobs just aren’t him.
Don’t turn away. Look into his MOOBS! And stay until at least the 0:54 mark, because that’s when the dancing begins and the real horror starts. Let this be a lesson to us all: boob jobs work best on women.