QC FYI: Soccer + Viagra = More Scoring?

We’ve heard of coaches telling their athletes not to jerk off before a game because cumming reduces vitality, but one Brazilian coach has taken the idea into overdrive. His proposal? To feed his players Viagra to improve their on-field performance:

Gremio quack Alarico Endres reckons the sex drug could be used to improve players’ performance in games at altitude. The doctor hinted he has a lightbulb moment while perusing a dirty mag.

He said: “Viagra increases and improves the blood circulation. It therefore can improve the performances of players at high altitude. I had this illumination by reading a magazine, which wasn’t a medical one: so we decided to elaborate this topic with a scientific test, and now we shall also give an indication to the technical commission.”

We don’t know about you, but who could concentrate on soccer when all you want to is to fuck with a raging hard-on? And wouldn’t a stiffy hurt in those compression shorts and athletic cups? But maybe coach is onto something and all the players will just wanna score as quickly as they can so get off-field and score some points there. Or maybe all of the bobbing boners would psyche-out the other team. After all, there are bound to be other gay players who’ll have a hard time keeping their eye on the ball because they’ll be too busy looking at the goal posts instead.
We like soccer players with boners, but what do you think: genius or generic Cialis?