Saturday Morning Cartoon: Lord Of The Gays

Remember Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings? Yeah, neither do we. But some young upstart apparently had and decided to turn the opening scene between Dildo Faggins and Mandalf the Ass-Wizard into a wedding negotiation. Sounds like Mandalf has big plans for a San Francisco wedding and he wants to get his greedy grey hands on Dildo’s ring so he can really have the little guy by the balls. Man oh man… Dildo might have been better off on Mount Boom-Boom with his old friend, Handwise Cumcheese, but we’ll never know.