Our Hero: Stan Lee Creates Gay Superhero For TV

Stan Lee, creator of Spiderman, plans to unleash the world’s first televised gay superhero and all we can say is, “Finally. Jesus what took so long?” Rumor is he’ll bring bringing a character named Thom Creed from Perry Moore’s novel Hero to Showtime. He’ll be a high school basketball star Thom Creed who hides his developing superpowers along with his sexuality.
Homosexuality as a superpower? Pretty great idea. We know tons of gay fan boys who’ll probably go ga-ga for a SuperStud! We wonder what his superpower will be? Super-endurance? Killer cum shot? Buns of steel? Imagine Fivesome, The One Man Orgy! or Priapus, the Demigod with the Demon Dong; or PowerBottom! Sitting down or standing up, he takes it like a man!
If you could create your own superhero, what would his name and super power be?