Porn Break: I Can Explain


I’m a huge fan of Supercuts without being totally able to explain the attachment. It appears that every character in every movie ever created has some ‘splainin’ to do.

20 Jan 13 By will 2 Comments

Wank: Spider-SelfSuck

Wank: Spider-SelfSuck
Spider-man, Spider-man does whatever a spider can! Our friendly xTuber markgdl not only bends with the flexibility of an arachnid fellow, he even goes upside down so you can imagine how would it be to you suck/kiss him in that position, y’know, like in the famous scene from the live-action film. And guess from where he shots his organic webs! Sigh, if only the movie with Andrew Garfield would have been half as entertaining than this wank session. Excelsior!
More after the jump!

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12 Jan 13 By G. 3 Comments

Porn Break: Chick-fil-A Prank


This pair plays a wonderful prank on an unsuspecting Chick-fil-A manager and they get a free chicken sandwich out of the deal.
Would I trade being gay for a chicken sandwich? No. Would I trade being gay for two chicken sandwiches? Absolutely.

12 Jan 13 By will 2 Comments

Porn Break: New Years Resolutions


Resolutions all around! I’m generally pretty skeptical of New Year’s resolutions, but I couldn’t tear myself away from this video. What are you trying to accomplish this year, QueerClickers?
My favorite is the guy who promises to give up Agatha Christie. He’ll never stick to that one.

07 Jan 13 By will 10 Comments

Wank: “Happy New Year 2013!”

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With the beginning of the new year just hours away from us and the ever-present horniness in the air all the exhibitionists out there are ready to throw a party. And what a better way to kick the new year fresh than sharing a Wank session with the world? That was what xTuber Manel96 thought and we are glad he did it so we can share it with you dear QC readers! Happy Twenty Thirteen Everyone!

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31 Dec 12 By G. 3 Comments

PSA: Girls Season 2 is Comming

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Sure it’s possible that my attachment to this show is entirely generational, and I have to admit that I didn’t catch on to the Girls craze until about a month ago, but YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. Season Two airs on January 13th. Are you as excited as I am?
My sneaking suspicion is that you QueerClickers haven’t quite come to Planet Unicorn looking for girls, but I had to share my excitement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.

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31 Dec 12 By will 1 Comment