Who ordered an xTube facial? Because if you love facials, this wank session is just for you! Check this horny dude as he arouses himself to the point where his unable to keep his load, he then positions himself upside down and proceeds to cover his entire face with cum!
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The Jerry Springer Show, the magnum opus of our time, ran an episode the other day on gay-for-pay actors the other day. Normally, I’d just roll my eyes at yet another gay-for-pay episode, except that the episode’s guests are familiar faces. This particular trainwreck episode features Corbin Fisher’s Meyer and Kelso. I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that a great deal of airbrushing was used in their CF shoots.
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xTuber shixson0701 got pretty excited with the scent of a pair of Lacoste sneakers, and obviously the whole thing deserved to be immortalized on video to attract other horny dudes who are willing to travel to share his kinky fetish. Wait until you have seen this wank session before start packing your bags!
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Sure, this video has pretty well made the rounds by now. And sure, she embellishes pretty heavily, but it still makes me laugh like a teenage girl at her Quinceañera.
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For some of you, used jocks are like catnip. xTuber jock8brooklyn is well aware of that and he invites you to sniff his otter scented jock. And to maximize the sensory overload, it’s soaked in two-days sweat. “It smells like my fuckin’ dick and balls!” he says.
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An all horned up xTuber bennydicken was waiting on a CL stranger to arrive to his place and take care of all of his beefy humanity. It seems the wait was too much for him to handle as he succumbed to horniness and ended up stroking his big dick. Watch him as he makes disappear a HUGE black dildo inside his well-lubed manhole!
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So, I guess Bam Margera has a “rap” “song” “now?” Honestly, guys, I don’t even really know what to say about this video other than that Bam reveals himself to be a poet and all-around truth-sayer. Memorable lyrics include “Bend my dick to my ass/so I can fuck myself” and “tittyfuck my ass cheeks.” Who knew that Bam Margera was the Elizabeth Bishop of our modern era? The video’s real payoff comes at 2:44, when Bam pees in his own mouth. I’m desperately praying that this means we can expect another season of Viva La Bam.
January 29th is Oprah’s 58th birthday. In honor of old things that are still relevant, we are dusting off this classic video. Because bootyholes, like Oprah herself, are always classy, always relevant, and expand or contract based on what goes in them. Happy Birthday, Oprah!
Emo-ish looking xTuber DJRisBACK says he does this “every night anyway, why not film it?” And we are glad he did, because that dangling uncut piece of meat he has between the legs deserves more screen time! Besides, it’s “just some fun…”
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The crack team that brought you “Chow Down (at Chick-fil-a)” is back with a new video. I think I’m going to name my firstborn Slopabottomus, so he’ll either grow up to be a drag queen or a serial killer.
Nothing pleases the eyes and soothes the soul more than the spectacular view of a horny jock. Behold, xTuber DCboy12, all horned up in football gear, reenacting his own version of the Super Bowl with his bed as playfield and a fleshjack ready to make his beautiful cock score!
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I know that when you see two dudes in a steam room on QueerClick, the last think you’re interested in doing is listening to them talk, but this video is pretty funny and actually kind of smart. Who knew?
Horny xTuber bbixby is an outdoorsy kinda guy, and we have featured him before in our Wank section, as you probably remember his epic vids: Wank: “I ♥ Big Hairy Muscle Guys”, Wank: Hosing Off and Wank: At The Parking Lot. This time we find him in a sunny day at the hills doing some biking and hiking but was not only exercising, he was expecting to be caught with his hard cock out shooting massive amounts of cum!
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This video answer all of our historical questions! How did an event like Neil Patrick Harris come into being? What are felching’s historical roots? Why is Rosie O’Donnell so grumpy? This mini-documentary has it all. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll feel weird.
And, of course, it’s hard to watch this history lesson without desperately longing to see the full footage of Anita Bryant’s legendary pie-to-the-face. Ah, the good old days…
Admittedly, Cheyenne is so hot that this isn’t much of a Porn Break, but I suspect this the kind of rope-a-dope that QueerClickers dream of. Cheyenne Jackson released this song several weeks ago, and my huge celebrity crush on this hottie continues to deepen. Before long, you’ll catch me hiding in the bushes outside his house, binoculars in one hand and lubricant in the other. Honestly, I’d be there already if the soft glow of my laptop screen wasn’t such a surefire giveaway. And frankly, I wouldn’t do very well in prison.
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There’s so much to say about this video. If a dick you’re riding tries this hard to throw you off, it’s probably best to just let it be. No means no, after all.
I feel like we just watched some of Dina Lohan’s home movies.