Wank: Edge, Shoot, RepEat!

Wank: Edge, Shoot, RepEat!
You must have a very strong will to resist the urge to cum when you have been edging for days. That’s the case of xTuber drewngj as he decided to finish the business, not before arming himself with a generous bottle of lube, he stroked his diamond-hard cock for an epic cumshot that landed right in his mouth and like the good boy he is, he ate it right away. And that ladies and gents, is how you do a hot wank session!
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20 Mar 13 By G. 12 Comments

Wank: Jungle Jerk!

Wank: Junk Jerk!
In the words of xTuber motorcycle_boy: “There’s one thing better than being in nature… Being naked in nature!” We love wank sessions in unusual settings, and the spectacular waterfall of Camiguin in the Philippines serves as a wonderful backdrop for this horny ginger dude as he responds to the call of nature and jerks off in the jungle!
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14 Mar 13 By G. 19 Comments

Split Identity: Model Universe 2012 Alan Valdez vs MuscleHunk’s Kevin Ramos

Model Universe 2012 Alan Valdez vs MuscleHunk's Kevin Ramos
LMS Star Kevin Ramos calls himself the ‘Fitness King’, and we have to add we can find no fault in that! Kevin’s ripped, supple physique is just plain healthy looking, a body to curl up into on a cold winter’s night (or a hot summer afternoon, or a brisk autumnal morning – and what about brunch?) In other words, handsome, hard and fit Kevin is a man for all seasons. In his debut MH appearance, he’s playing that office-guy-on-lunch-thing, but who cares? it’s mainly an excuse to see Kevin at his hard, handsome, and youthful best!

We bet he gets laid every 20 minutes. So get in line, and whilst you wait, check him out at MuscleHunks.

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08 Mar 13 By Editor D 40 Comments

Porn Break: A Toofer


This porn break’s a two-for-one. First, maybe you’ve wondered how QC staffers see the world. What do we see when we’re walking down the street? Or when we see a hot guy shuffle past us on the subway? It’s exactly like the above .gif, really. So I guess the official answer is that we see the world the same as everyone else except, you know, a little more awesome. And with less clothes.
Part two of this porn break is one of our favorite Harlem Shake video, to date. An extremely relevant mash-up, if we do say so ourselves.

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01 Mar 13 By will 13 Comments

Porn Break (Sort of): Colby Keller, on How to Deal with Fakes

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This latest installment of “In Bed with Colby Keller” is about fake online profiles. I’ll admit that my motivation for posting this video is equal parts because I like the information, because Colby Keller is my #1 porn star crush/blogging hero, and because I want an excuse to backdoor brag (pun intended) about the balmy evening in DC when Colby Keller and I exchanged a few drunken Grindr messages. (In fairness, I was the drunk one; I cannot vouch for Mr. Keller’s state of mind.) Is the fact that I fell asleep mid-conversation one of the biggest regrets of my entire life? Or is it simply an indication that I’m the worst? Answer: It’s both.

What’ve you got readers? I’d love to hear about a particularly preposterous scam, where the guy swore he was Pierre Fitch or Channing Tatum. Or turned out to be 65. As much as fake profiles bum me out, we’ve all been there and I find them a fascinating sociological phenomenon. See above: being the worst.

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21 Feb 13 By will 20 Comments

Jake Genesis’ Sexy Lap Dance


We’re eternally grateful to QueerMeNow for capturing this hot and hilarious moment on the set of a Lucas Entertainment shoot.
Ever wondered what the best way is to thank your support staff? Well, if you’re Jake Genesis, it looks like the best way to show gratitude is to give your PA a lap dance. I’ve never been more jealous of a total stranger, but this video gives me a major vicarious boner. Imagine what a better place the world would be if we all used lap dances to thank people. The Oscars would be infinitely more enjoyable to watch. Onerous thank-you cards would be a thing of the past. As usual, Jake Genesis shows us a utopia, full of lap dances and happiness.

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20 Feb 13 By will 11 Comments