Split Identity: Model Universe 2012 Alan Valdez vs MuscleHunk’s Kevin Ramos
LMS Star Kevin Ramos calls himself the ‘Fitness King’, and we have to add we can find no fault in that! Kevin’s ripped, supple physique is just plain healthy looking, a body to curl up into on a cold winter’s night (or a hot summer afternoon, or a brisk autumnal morning – and what about brunch?) In other words, handsome, hard and fit Kevin is a man for all seasons. In his debut MH appearance, he’s playing that office-guy-on-lunch-thing, but who cares? it’s mainly an excuse to see Kevin at his hard, handsome, and youthful best!
We bet he gets laid every 20 minutes. So get in line, and whilst you wait, check him out at MuscleHunks.
Seriously, prepare your forearm. We recommend doing some stretches first, because we’re about to run you on a muscle marathon. Not only are you about to do some monster scrolling through this mammoth post, you’re also gonna jerk off the entire time. We present to you what may be the largest and hottest post we’ve ever done in the history of QueerClick! Please consult a doctor before embarking, especially if you are pregnant or nursing.
Phew! Are you worn out yet? Don’t stop now, more muscle-y goodness is waiting for you!
Alright, maybe take this opportunity to take a quick break. Rehydrate, maybe ice down your loins so they don’t cramp. Carb load if you have to, because you’re nowhere near the bottom!
Are you still with us? We’ll understand if that ass knocked you unconscious. Have you ever seen such an ass!
Alan dishing out fitness tips in smooth Espanol. Swoon.
You whole world is spinning, by now. You never knew anything could be so hot. Up is down! Down is up! Your eyes are a blur of abs, biceps, and sweat. Hang in there!
We applaud your tenacity. Making it to the bottom of this post will be such an achievement, you can even put it on your resume. Future employers will be impressed.
Still…
…with…
…us?
And again in English in a sexy red tank top.
How is that underwear not melting off of him?
This guy’s abs are probably visible even while wearing a winter jacket.
Can you guys even breathe anymore? Heart attack is becoming an increasingly likely possibility.
Do you think you’re even close to the bottom?
…well? Do you?
Good news! Your wait time in the Alan Valdez sex-queue is down to seven minutes
His shoulders make me weak in the knees.
I bet sex with this guy is so good that no sex ever satisfies, ever again.
At The WBFF World Championships 2012. Alan Valdez came in third place.
If this guy doesn’t have the smallest dick you’ve ever seen, the world is cruel, cruel place.
Where he was crowned Overall Champion for Model Universe 2012 in Miami.
Did you make it this far? You’re getting closer!
Nearing the home stretch!
Alan Valdez as Kevin Ramos at MuscleHunks:
Ok, we lied. You’ve still got a long way to go.
Have you ever seen this much muscle in your entire life?
Screen grabs from solo video at MuscleHunks:
Ok, at this point, start calculating how much you would give up for a night with him. At least an arm and a few toes. Maybe even your sense of sight.
Hell, you might just go blind from looking directly at this stud
Almost there!
So close! Don’t give up now!
Congratulations, you made it through the longest and hottest post in QueerClick history! Your reward? You get to do it again anytime you want! Get some lotion for all the dick and some ice for your mouse hand. And then celebrate, because you made it!
There’s never been a better reason to pick up a membership at Muscle Hunks.
