Gay vampire sex is wicked hardcore yo. We already knew that Alexander Skarsgard who plays Eric Northman in HBO’s True Bloodhas a sweettooth for men, but now we finally get to see him impale a fellow vampire on his stake. And who is his sexual victim? Talbot, “the bitchy queeny partner of Russell Edgington, the vampire king of Mississippi.” Fleshbot kindly provided these two webclips of the action, but if you wanna see the seduction in full, drop by Queerty. They also dug up this quote from Theo Alexander, the actor who plays Talbot.
Well, the part about kissing another man. I don’t really do that, so… I didn’t want to think of him as a woman. Many people told me, “Oh, just close your eyes and think of him as a woman.” But no, because that is a totally different energy and I had to be very present with Alex and his male energy. I had to open myself to be able to actually be attracted to him, like, really attracted to him. At the end of the day, it was fun, though.
You should really read Alexander’s whole interview and then if you still can’t get enough, get your vampire-loving ass over to Manhunt Daily for some cream-worthy screen caps from the episode. If that doesn’t satisfy your vampire fetish until Halloween, we might suggest renting back episodes of the sex gay blood-sucking soap opera, The Lair—after all, porn star Colton Ford’s in it!
Mixed martial arts fighter Philip kickstarts his Corbin Fisher education by getting in the ring with their recent recruit, Delila. She gets his shirt off quickly, and reveals his chest and broad shoulders. Delila kneels down, and immediately gets down to business. She sucks and licks Philip’s thick, veiny cock.
John Fussle is a Republican candidate for County Commissioner running in Kosciusko County, Indiana. And recently he mistakenly bragged about having unprotected anal intercourse with a horse.
Wait a sec… what?! Umm… Let us start from the beginning…
County Commissioners basically manage the city’s budget by writing checks, so it’s not an incredibly political job. But he might have some explaining to do after Tweeting that he had spent the weekend “barebacking” in southern Indiana.
Now those of you without any straight friends should know that heterosexuals don’t always know the hip gay lingo. So it’s possible that when Fussle said “barebacking” he could have meant something else, like:
– slapping raw skins with a buttslut whore-twink,
– racing bears on horseback,
– being ridden by a woman (kinda like these guys), or
– riding a horse without a saddle.
Horrified by all the other connotations, Fussle later clarified that he meant riding a horse sans saddle, but only after someone (possibly gay) pointed out the quadruple-entendre. For the record, he did not have sexual relations with that horse. It was a completely consensual business transaction between a customer and an animal for the sole purpose of transportation and nothing more. Next time he may even use two saddles just to ensure that he and “Lady Buttercup” have no skin-on-skin contact.
Thank goodness Fussle didn’t say that he had gone “saddlebacking“—the religious voters would be in an uproar!
